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Mastering the Art of Pettiness: 51 Clever Wishes for Your Not-So-Favorite People

I hope you never feel so strongly to wish someone dead; only inconvenienced.

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Recently, one of my friends used the phrase, "I want to strangle her." Though I, and many others, can relate to extreme frustration or dislike to select people, I hope you never feel the need to be so violent and extreme. Instead of wishing them dead, why not wish them inconvenienced? It's so much sweeter. So, to anyone who has done wrong, just say: I hope you…

1. Stub your toe on your favorite piece of furniture

petty things to wish on someone: Stub your toei.chzbgr.com

2. Miss a spot while shaving

3. Have your contact dry out

4. Have toenails that grow too fast and have to clip them every day

5. Have eyeliner that is never straight

Petty things to wish for your enemy: Bad eyelinerwww.ocregister.com

6. Always buy the clumpiest mascara

7. Suffer from severe split ends

8. Always receive "hot" coffee cold

9. Receive overcooked food at your favorite restaurant

10. Have to get braces for the second time

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11. Buy cracked eggs

12. Have a pet that eats your bra

13. Get a bad haircut

Petty things to wish for your enemy: Bad haircutpbs.twimg.com

14. Still have acne after the age of twenty

15. Have bad Wi-Fi that goes out when you're trying to submit a paper

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16. Spill dark liquids on white clothes

17. Have bad gas on a first date

Petty things to wish for your enemy: gas on a first datewww.yourtango.com

18. Get put on at least a 20-minute wait for a table

19. Can't get the right shoe size

20. Whites turn pink in the wash

Petty things to wish for your enemy: turn your whites into pink while doing laundrystatic.wikia.nocookie.net

21. Run out of conditioner but always have too much shampoo

22. Get thirty-second YouTube ads

23. Forget to cancel your free trial

Petty things to wish for your enemy: forget to cancel free trialpreview.redd.it

24. Hit only red lights when you're late for work

25. Forget the punchline to your joke

26. Only hear "you had to be there" stories

27. Forget your pizza in the oven

Petty things to wish for your enemy: burn your pizzawww.mashed.com

28. Leave your phone across the room when you just sat down

29. Break a nail

30. Lose the TV remote

31. Have Netflix constantly buffer

32. Can't get spinach out of your teeth

Petty things to wish for your enemy: spinach on your teethbloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

33. Have to work on your birthday

34. Have a fly in your car

35. Lose your room key

36. Say hi when your friends aren't looking and don't get recognized

37. Get brought the wrong food

Petty things to wish for your enemy: get wrong foodmedia.baamboozle.com

38. Run into your parents at a bar

39. Have your flipflop break

40. Forget your sunglasses

41. Kill your succulent

Petty things to wish for your enemy: kill your succulentwww.housedigest.com

42. Get caught in the rain without an umbrella

43. Forget to charge your phone

44. Have an awkward conversation in stores with acquaintances

45. Fill your eyebrows in too dark

Petty things to wish for your enemy: bad eyebrowsi.pinimg.com

46. Don't have continental breakfast at your hotel

47. Have to cough during prayer in church

48. Call your significant other the wrong name

49. Watch your favorite sports team lose

Petty things to wish for your enemy: watch your team loseqph.cf2.quoracdn.net

50. Go over your data—because of your sibling

51. Leave your car windows down in the rain

Petty things to wish for your enemy: leave your car window openoards.com

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