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Twenty Struggles Every Girl With Resting Bitch Face Know All Too Well

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The only thing that Kanye and I have in common is that we both have mastered the resting bitch face. With the perfect look of disgust and hate all mixed into one, we have perfected the look over the years. With that being said, it’s a blessing and a sin, and most of all, it can be really annoying. With people constantly wondering if you’re really in a bad mood all the time or if that’s just your face, here are 20 struggles that every girl with resting bitch face knows all too well:

People always ask why you’re in a bad mood

And if you weren't in a bad mood before they asked, you are now

You are constantly telling people that it's just how your face looks

People tell you to smile, a lot

And when you do it’s horribly fake

And you also feel awkward smiling so much

People mistake you for actually being a bitch if they have never met you

And then when you aren't it’s a huge shock

People think something is wrong literally all the time

Or that you are anti-social

And sometimes it can make you very unapproachable

But every now and then it works in your favor if don't actually want to be bothered

You’re constantly telling your friends you’re fine

And also reassuring people you aren't depressed


And when you have to act happy for a long period of time you should probably win an Oscar for the performance

If someone catches you smiling they make a big deal about it

Most importantly you want people to know you’re really a nice person

Even if you never look overjoyed to see anything/anyone

Except for puppies

And at the end of the day you'll always embrace your Resting Bitch Face because let’s face it, it’s not going anywhere.

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