The only thing that Kanye and I have in common is that we both have mastered the resting bitch face. With the perfect look of disgust and hate all mixed into one, we have perfected the look over the years. With that being said, it’s a blessing and a sin, and most of all, it can be really annoying. With people constantly wondering if you’re really in a bad mood all the time or if that’s just your face, here are 20 struggles that every girl with resting bitch face knows all too well:
People always ask why you’re in a bad mood
And if you weren't in a bad mood before they asked, you are now
You are constantly telling people that it's just how your face looks
People tell you to smile, a lot
And when you do it’s horribly fake
And you also feel awkward smiling so much
People mistake you for actually being a bitch if they have never met you
And then when you aren't it’s a huge shock
People think something is wrong literally all the time
Or that you are anti-social
And sometimes it can make you very unapproachable
But every now and then it works in your favor if don't actually want to be bothered
You’re constantly telling your friends you’re fine
And also reassuring people you aren't depressed
And when you have to act happy for a long period of time you should probably win an Oscar for the performance
If someone catches you smiling they make a big deal about it
Most importantly you want people to know you’re really a nice person
Even if you never look overjoyed to see anything/anyone
Except for puppies
And at the end of the day you'll always embrace your Resting Bitch Face because let’s face it, it’s not going anywhere.