Tale as old as time, and by now I have probably run out of "interesting things that most people probably don't know about me" facts.
Monday is actually a day that has to be dealt with. We are not emotionally prepared for this.
I haven't written anything all summer, you expect me to still be able to write my name? Impossible expectations.
There is an unspoken rule that you cannot do anything more than go over the syllabus on the first day. If you do, you have violated teacher rule #1. Do not pass go and do not collect 200 dollars.
And yet somehow, there is no way I will be making it to my next class if I don't pack now.
Works like a charm, doesn't it?
Friday is not an actual reality. No matter how close it seems, it never quite gets to the end of the week fast enough.
Be prepared, these are all coming soon to a classroom near you!