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Back To School As Told By The Cast Of "Jersey Shore"

"I'm going back to school, b*tch."

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Back To School As Told By The Cast Of "Jersey Shore"
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MTV's "Jersey Shore" is now streaming on Hulu, and it is God's gift to trashy reality TV. If you spent the holiday break even half as pumped up as these party people, you are definitely not looking forward to the start of spring semester. With the start of school looming ahead, let's look at what the cast of "Jersey Shore" thinks about going back to school.

1. When your first alarm goes off.

2. When your second alarm goes off.

3. When biking to class is the most physical activity you've done since the break.

4. When you make it to your first class before your professor.

4. When the slideshow goes from "Syllabus" to "Chapter 1" in the first 10 minutes of class.

5. When you see that you have a class with your friend.

6. When you leave your first class with 30 pages of reading for homework.

7. When you think back to the days before the break ended.

8. When you see how long the lines are for lunch in the Student Union.

9. When there's that one annoying person in your class.

10. When you can finally go home but you're almost too exhausted to walk.

11. When you're already procrastinating on your assignments and it's only day two.

12. When the weekend finally comes and you're ready to go out.

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