It's that time of year again when it's still summer but you're paying for textbooks, walking into class dripping in sweat, and drowning in syllabi. Before you know it school will be in full swing and you'll have never-ending work to do. As you set out to conquer each of your classes there's some thoughts that might run through your head as you walk through campus:
1. Wow. Look at the time. I am so going to be late for class. Maybe I should go get coffee. The professor so won't notice.
2. I am so hungry. I need to walk fast I cannot wait in a thirty minute line for a sandwich.
3. I didn't walk fast enough. My sandwich is moldy. Omg I'm going to be late for class again?
4. Did we have an assignment due? Did I do that...I guess I'll find out when I get to class.
5. I need to call my mom. I miss my dog. Crap, I left my laundry in the washer. I hope my clothes are okay.
6. How is she wearing a dress to class? I didn't even brush my hair. I hope people didn't notice the piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth.
7. It's only Monday. That just means four more days until the weekend. I can totally do this.
8. Was I supposed to meet with them for lunch today? Guess I'll try again tomorrow...
9. I really hope I locked the door at the apartment... I think I did...
10. Why is it so hot? It's only the 2nd week of school. I can't do this. Totally just going to travel.
11. I forgot... I am way too broke to travel.
12. I. Need. Coffee.
13. Why am I the only one that doesn't have my life together?
14. I totally just lost my planner... what classroom was I in last?
15. Okay well at least I'm not wearing pajamas to class.
16. When can I go back to preschool?
17. I just want to go sleep... guess I'll have to wait until December for that.
18. It'd be really nice if the WiFi could for ten seconds so I could post this.
19. When is graduation again? I can't handle one more assignment.
20. I don't understand how everyone else does it... or do they?
21. Should I switch majors? Am I even doing the right thing with my life? I heard doctors make a lot of money...
22. I'm just going to call my mom and cry.
Good luck to all with a great school year that is hopefully less dramatic than this list!!