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The Bachelorette: Thoughts Uncovered

Why? What? Who?

Lindsay Vining
May 24, 2017
Georgia Southern University
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1. I wonder who is hired to water the rocks on the pathway in front of the mansion because I know it does not rain that much.

2. What kind of job is that? Really. Aspiring Drummer? Tickle Monster? Get a life.

3. Wow. I love that dress. She looks beautiful. or.....

4. I don't know who picked out that dress, but we aren't trying to cast Big Bird.

5. I wish I could go to *insert gorgeous foreign country* on a date.

6. Why does everybody on the show end up having like 8 brothers and sisters when it gets to hometown dates? Is that a show requirement?

7. I hate commercials.

8. I wonder who wins?

9. I wonder who is going to be the next Bachelor?

10. Why do people have to be so weird? Why would you wear *insert strange costume* to meet her?

11. That was the dumbest corniest joke I think I have ever heard.

12. Wow, he needs to chill. He has definitely had WAY to much to drink.

We all know that guy who has been on there screaming the first night. He acts like he is at motocross. Hey dude, can you take it from a boil to a simmer? 10 to a 2? Being that drunk is definitely not attractive.

13. Awwww! He seems sweet. He is definitely making it to the top 3.

14. I love all the drama!!! KEEP IT COMING!

15. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END AT 'TO BE CONTINUED...'? CHRIS HARRISON YOU ARE TESTING ME!!!

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