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'The Bachelorette' Season Finale Drinking Game

Forget the final rose, who's got the rosé?

Leah Forbes

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'The Bachelorette' Season Finale Drinking Game

Well, Bachelor(ette) nation, the moment we have all been patiently waiting for has finally come. After weeks of weeding out the weak ones, Jojo is finally choosing the contestant she wants to spend the rest of her life with. I speak for all of the loyal fans when I say we have been through it all. From every ridiculous Chad moment to the juicy plot twists, this season has been one for the books. Now that we have come to the final rose ceremony, it is time we make a toast. Follow these rules as you watch, and you're guaranteed a viewing experience that you'll never forget, (but hardly remember). Cheers!

Just a sip...

Take a sip every time Jordan has to fix his hair.

Take a sip every time Jojo asks, "So, how do you feel?"

Take a sip every time Jojo talks about how she is "feeling good."

Take a sip for every cheesy, landscape shot of Jojo looking out into the distance.

Take a sip every time the final rose is mentioned.

Take a sip any time the phrase "here for the right reason" is brought up.

Take a sip every time the word "trust" is said.

Take a sip if you feel personally victimized by Jojo's brothers.

Take a sip any time Jojo talks about how hard she has it...even though she was fully aware of what she was signing up for in becoming the Bachelorette.

Take a sip any time Aaron Rodgers is brought up.

Take a sip if you miss Luke.

Take a sip any time Jojo takes a sip of her drink.

Take a sip every time Jojo second guesses herself.

Take a sip every time Jojo sucks face with one of the contestants.

Take a sip every time Chris Harrison says, "Are you ready?"

Take a shot...

Take a shot any time someone mentions the word "love."

Take a shot every time Chris Harrison dubs this "the most dramatic season yet."

Take a shot every time Jojo cries.

Take a shot any time a past relationship is brought up.

Take a shot any time Ben Higgins' name is mentioned.

Take a shot if Jojo's mom drinks her wine from the bottle.

Take a shot if every time you look at Robbie, you see this:

Take a shot if Jojo looks amazing at the final rose ceremony.

Take a shot because you realize you will never look that good.

Take a shot if you wonder why you even watch this show in the first place.

Take a shot if the losing contestant looks hideous as he cries in the limo.

Take a shot if you know in the morning you are going to feel just as bad as the guy who lost.

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Finish your drink if you agree this was one of the worst, and most predictable seasons of the Bachelorette you have ever witnessed.

Until next season, Bach nation!

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