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If 'The Bachelorette' Cast Had Tinder Profiles

What do you think they'd say?

Emily Turiano
Jun 21, 2016
Salve Regina University
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If 'The Bachelorette' Cast Had Tinder Profiles
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We all know that these boys are looking for love, but who said they were only searching for it on the show? Who knows, they could be living secret lives and swiping away when they're not on the group date. If I had to guess, I'd say these are what the boys' tinder profiles would look like:

Alex


About Alex:

5'7" Ex-Marine. I'll treat you like a lady, and you can sit on my back while I do pushups. After you meet my mom, I'll tell you all about how much I dislike Chad.

Chad

 

About Chad:

Luxury Real Estate Agent. I only date fit, beautiful women. I'm not afraid to fight your ex because I'm not a bitch. And I have a dog.

Chase

 

About Chase:

Looking for an honest girl. I'm the type of guy you want to bring home to mom and dad. Secretly built like Hercules. If you're lucky, you can see my lion tattoo.

Derek

 

About Derek:

Jim, from The Office, look-alike. I play guitar, and my best attribute is my baby blue eyes. My biggest fear is fluffy kittens. If you're reading this, you should've swiped right by now.

Daniel

 

About Daniel:

Damn, Daniel. Canadian male model. I consider my body to be as pristine and beautiful as a Lambo. Swipe right and you won't be disappointed.

Evan

 

About Evan:

Some people like to call me strange, but I prefer quirky. Ex-Pastor. Currently an erectile disfunction expert, father and Chad-hater. I get frequent nosebleeds and I'm 5'11" but don't let that stop you from swiping right.

Grant

About Grant:

Firefighter. 6'2" and tatted. People say I'm mysterious, but they don't know the half of it. I appreciate life and each day I'm given, because you never know when it'll be your last. And I like dogs.

James F.

 

About James:

Boxing Club Owner. Actor. Christian. I believe in working hard to achieve your goals. Maybe we can watch Les Mis together sometime.

James Taylor

About James:

Singer-Songwriter. Certified Ladies' Man. Romantic. I'll write you a song, and then play it for you on my guitar. On our first date, we'll watch the sunset and have a few glasses of wine.

Jordan

About Jordan:

Former Pro Quarterback. 6'2". Family-oriented. I'm a funny dude with great hair, and I love to have a good time. I love all things outdoors and I'm always down to try new things.

Luke

 

About Luke:

Texas native, war vet. I love to play guitar, ride horses, and be around friends and family. Put on your cowboy boots, because it's about to get country.

Robby

 

About Robby:

Former competitive swimmer. Hopeless romantic. Future family man. Let's go swimming and then share a bottle of wine.

Wells

 

About Wells:

I'm a DJ, dog lover, and party starter. I could eat tacos for every meal, and I'm always down to try new things.

So there you have it, the tinder profiles of the bachelorette cast. Who would you swipe right for?

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