"The Bachelorette" is back, which means I'm going to start posting articles that focus on the show, week-by-week. These will either be reaction .GIFs, quotes from the show or takes on the most dramatic event of the season!
As for now, sit back and enjoy my opinions on the contestants of "The Bachelorette" from night one!
1. Alex
First impression: A southern man
How long he will last: Maybe another week unless his chemistry with Becca picks up speed
2. Blake
First impression: LOVE HIM! I remember him meeting Becca on After the Final Rose and man, the guy is sweet, cute and loves animals!
How long he will last: My man Blake is going far. I would be shocked if he got sent home before final four.
3. Chase
First impression: Haha he made a pun with his name and I sense a little drama. Chase, you were doing alright till an ex from the past ruined your shot
How long he will last: Looks like Becca chased him away
4. Chris
First impression: IDK why but this guy sounds and looks like Perez Hilton, also he brought a choir with him. Alrighty then...
How long he will last: Maybe three more rose ceremonies
5. Christian
First impression: bland.
How long he will last: He's gone.
6. Christon
First impression: AMAZING GUY! He is cute AND is really great at basketball. What more does she want??
How long he will last: Top 6, unless something from his past comes back up I think he is going to stay around for a long time.
7. Clay
First impression: What a sweetheart! They even made clay together!! Clay seems like a snuggly teddy bear
How long he will last: As great as Clay is, he and Becca seem like they would make really great friends. Hopefully, he'll stay around for top 9 but who knows?
8. Colton
First impression: CUTIE. HANDSOME. POPPIN' DUDE.
How long he will last: The previews allude to Colton being around for a while so I'm going to say final two.
9. Connor
First impression: Guy is cute but seems problematic. Also, he proposed to her.
How long he will last: Connor should be around for a while at least four more rose ceremonies
10. Darius
First impression: Friendly guy.
How long he will last: Adios, Darius.
11. David
First impression: CHICKEN DUDE! He is not afraid to laugh at himself and he seems like a sweet guy
How long he will last: My man better be in final five.
12. Garrett
First impression: Well he got the first impression rose so this dude has it DOWN. He is very cute and looks adorable. He showed up in a minivan to prove he is ready for marriage
How long he will last: Final two.
13. Grant
First impression: I don't remember him at all
How long he will last: That's okay because he is gone
14. Jake
First impression: Becca and Jake knew each other before the show started. Pretty sure their first conversation was her sending him home.
How long he will last: He's gone. I agree with Becca doing this because he has known Becca and had opportunities to ask her out and never did, so why the sudden change of heart?
15. Jason
First impression: Eh. Not memorable
How long he will last: One more rose ceremony unless he steps up his game.
16. Jean Blanc
First impression: He is the guy with a bunch of cologne.
How long he will last: He and Becca seem to have a good connection so maybe 4 more rose ceremonies.
17. Joe
First impression: A sweet cute guy that owns his own grocery store! What more could a girl want??? My friends and I loved Joe. RIP, Joe
How long he will last: He's already gone.
18. John
First impression: He started off by talking about his grandparents love story, how sweeet.
How long he will last: 4 to 5 more rose ceremonies.
19. Jordan
First impression: A guy shouldn't care about his looks as much as a girl does. He looks like a wannabe Ken doll. Does he have pure intentions? Probs not but ya never know. Also, I'm assuming he was ABC's pick because no one showed a conversation between him and Becca. He seems like a sweet guy buuut he would fit with someone more like... Krystal.
How long he will last: Dude is gonna stir up some drama. But I don't think he is the villain of the season. Jordan will be the fake villain and once he leaves the real villain will emerge. But I give him up till the final eight or seven.
20. Kamil
First impression: I wasn't expecting his name to be spelled like that.
How long he will last: Bye Bye.
21. Leo
First impression: That hair. He knows how to work it so props to him.
How long he will last: I give him one or two more rose ceremonies.
22. Lincoln
First impression: Great smile!
How long he will last: four more rose ceremonies.
23. Mike
First impression: He can pull off a man bun. Also, his picture on ABC makes him look like the Beast, from Beauty and the Beast, after he turns back into a human.
How long he will last: Five more rose ceremonies.
24. Nick
First impression: he is a lawyer. Keep him around Becca.
How long he will last: He seems like a sweetie, hopefully, he'll last past the next rose ceremony.
25. Rickey
First impression: All these guys just seem sweet so far.
How long he will last: A handful of rose ceremonies.
26. Ryan
First impression: RYANNNN. HE PLAYED BANJO FOR BECCA ON AFTER THE FINAL ROSE. This dude has swayed into my heart and is very attractive. His looks make him look like a cousin of Wells. AND LOOK AT THAT SMILEEEEE
How long he will last: I give him at between final nine or eight. I hope she keeps him around longer than that but I'm not sure how strong Ryan and Becca's chemistry is.
27. Trent
First impression: "Literally died" at his entrance. He seems kinda sketchy but all around a fun guy
How long he will last: two or three more ceremonies.
28. Wills
First impression: They are both closet nerds. Romance is blooming.
How long he will last: four more rose ceremonies.
