I was confident I would never watch this cheesy Star Is Born remake, but alas here I am! If you're reading this, you probably feel the same. Thankfully, it wasn't so bad - The Bachelor knows how to put on a show. So look forward to more recaps for the rest of this season, y'all!
1. Matt, don't act like you don't know The Chris Harrison's name. He's basically paying your paycheck, bro.
2. "If I'm looking for just another pretty face, let me go back to my modeling agency." Weird flex, but okay.
3. Trevor and Nick Viall are actually twins. If they also have similar personalities, we're in trouble folks!
4. Anyone else wishing this was Bachelor In Paradise instead?
5. This mansion is so much nicer than The Bachelor one, that budget upgrade though!
6. Jamie is giving me Jessica from Love Is Blind vibes.
7. Ryan is lowkey Shawn Mendes.
8. Since when does Matt like Mel?
9. Why is Trevor declaring his love for Jamie in front of the whole cast?
10. Is this episode sponsored by John Mayer? Anyway, Ryan sang better this round!
11. Ryan for The Bachelor 2020.