Venmo is the app that created a payment revolution. It allows you to pay and charge your peers from your bank accounts directly into theirs. At first, Venmo is confusing and hard to trust; however, when people start venmo-ing... they just can't stop.
1. Your Roommate
“July Rent”
This extremely impersonal quote shows your relationship may not be going so well. Not to mention Venmo may not be the best place to be exchanging mass amounts of money.
2. Your immature Friend
“ *Poop emoji* ”
This is your friend who you’re probably embarrassed to be hanging out with.
3. Your Partner in Crime
“A good time if you know what I mean, lets do it again next weekend!"
I know what you mean, and now so does everyone else on Venmo.
4. That one friend of the opposite sex you always get lunch with
“lunch the 3rd day in a row lol”
Everyone is convinced you are dating, and the only give away that you aren’t is that he consistently makes you pay him back for food.
5. Your Uber Buddy
“Sketchy uber drive yet again"
We have all endured a bizarre Uber ride with a friend. Those awkward conversations and frightening lane-changes are permanently engraved in the friendship.. and on Venmo.
6. Your Needy Friend
“Thanks for the ice cream, mani-pedis, and therapy”
Chances are this friend is only paying you back because this is the 14th time you’ve delivered her ice cream when she is PMSing.
7. An Over-Sincere Classmate You Don’t Know Well
“We got down to business! I’m sorry I forgot my wallet next time I’ll pay!”
This was the weird kid in your group-project that forgot money when you met at a coffee shop. You pray that there will be no next time.
8. Your Friend Who Cracks Himself Up
“The waiter was shocked when I asked for my salad to be served naked. I explained, no dressing please”
There is always one person who puts an abnormal amount of time into captioning their Venmo. You are constantly concerned as to what people think they are paying you back for.
9. Your Stingy Friend
“Here's your $12.36, I calculated the receipt and that should be enough!”
This friend will never leave change in the tip jar.
10)The Frat-Bro
“$6.69 cents, gave you some extra because I'm the man ;) “
You try to explain that no one reads what he captions the Venmo-- yet he insists on a caption he thinks is clever enough to get him laid.
11. Your Friend Who is Consistently in a Bad Mood
“Next time I pay this much for dinner it better be made out of 14K gold.”
Although it is completely fair for your friend to pay you back, they make you feel guilty for every cent.
12. Your Diet Buddy
“ Post-yoga kale salad and juice cleanse”
Many may think this Venmo is a joke, but you both know there is no joking around when it comes to your exercise routine
13. Your Technologically Challenged Friend
“Hey I meant to pay you but I charged you so here is twice as much and just pay me what I charged you for because I think that will work”
It took you three weeks to try and convince them to get a Venmo and three hours explaining how to work it.
14. The Occasional Parent on Venmo
“Hey sweetie I miss you! Here is some extra grocery money, make sure you pick up extra toilet paper at the store because I don't want you running out like last time!”
You introduced your parents to Venmo in a selfish attempt to get some extra cash-- and immediately regretted it.
15. Your Sorority Sis
"ILYSM BAE YOU ARE MY FAV PERSON!!!!!!!!"
This bizarrely flattering caption was intended as a joke, but you both know she is a little bit serious.
16. Your Younger Brother
“Mom and dad’s anniversary gift that was way too expensive I’m picking it out next time”
Bringing money into the picture intensifies any hint of sibling rivalry.
These captions seem all too common, but again and again we try to remind ourselves -- is anyone reading them anyway?
