With every weekend comes a chance to get yourself into a new mess. Although every night is different and may not end as expected, they all have a similar outcome.
1. Your last class was dismissed five minutes early and you could not peace out faster.
2. Except it’s 12:00pm and all your friends are still learning.
3. So you eagerly await their release.
4. It’s now 4:00 and your friends are free so you all grab lunch.
5. After lunch you still have a good six hours before you have to start getting ready.
6. So you whip out your laptop and fully induce yourself in a Netflix coma.
7. It is now 7:00pm and you've successfully binge watched an entire season of Grey’s.
8. Time to shower.
9. One hour later…
10. Your shower took a little longer than expected but it’s still early.
11. You know you should start getting ready but you do this for 30 minutes instead.
12. It’s now 8:00pm and your face is still naked.
13. So you pull out your handy-dandy makeup bag and get to work.
14. But how can you possibly put on your face without music?
15. It’s 8:50 and you’re starting to panic. What do you do with your hair?
16. You have 20 minutes to make this happen.
17. But fear not, your friends have arrived.
18. It’s now 9:15 and you need an outfit.
19. You check your closet but alas you have nothing to wear.
20. Now your friends are already fighting over who gets to wear what.
21. One hour and 30 outfits later you find the one.
22. By this point your friends are buzzed and one is already crying about her feelings.
23. After a few tequila shots you decide it’s time to leave your dorm.
24. The whole squad is on point.
25. In fact, you’re the queen of all college parties.
26. Five hours worth of work and you know how good you look.
27. You have arrived at the scene, everything is going great.
28. Then it happens. Your friend is going down.
29. Retreat!
30. So you all leave to take care of her in the privacy of a frat bathroom.
31. She’s feeling much better after throwing up several times and eating a piece of bread, the night is still young.
32. You want to go party more but it’s 3:00am and everything is shut down.
33. So you decide to go on an adventure.
34. It’s now 4:30am. You and your friend have spent the last hour or so drunkenly confessing how much you love each other and what great friends you are and always will be.
35. You conclude that the night has ended and you should go to bed.
36. After much contemplation, you reluctantly wash your face which looks something like this by now.
