An Open Letter To Autumn | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

An Open Letter To Autumn

There are some things about autumn that just don't really add up...

173
An Open Letter To Autumn
Pixabay

*In these open letters, I'm going to address questions/thoughts that I have about certain topics or organizations. These are all my opinions.*

On Autumn

First off, what's the deal with pumpkin spice? Seriously... Why do people like it so much? What's the appeal? Trust me, I've had my fair share of pumpkin spice frappucinos, and I really don't think they're anything to write home about. My personal theory is the seasonal exclusivity. Pumpkin spice only comes around once a year, and if you don't like it, it feels like you're violating your obligation to like fall (which I think exists).

Speaking of fall, why are there two names for this season? Autumn and fall are the exact same season, why have multiple names? To me, this only creates extra unnecessary confusion...

Why are pumpkins associated with fall? In the tropics and subtropics, pumpkins grow year-round. They're not really that special or rare...is it just because they're orange? Just because something's orange doesn't mean it's associated with fall... However, pumpkin pie is only available in stores during the fall season, so that might be why, although that doesn't seem like justification for pumpkins to automatically become the fall fruit mascot. Again, I think this goes back to the pumpkin spice thing. Even though they're available all the time in other places, they're only available in the U.S. during fall. Even so, what makes them stand out from other fruits and vegetables?

I'm pretty sure everyone agrees with this statement: watching the leaves turn color is one of the most beautiful things in the world. I absolutely love waking up in the morning, having a cup of hot cocoa, and just looking at the leaves in my backyard. Unfortunately, the downside to that is that there are so many leaves to clean up once they fall. And (warning, unpopular opinion) I really hate jumping in leaf piles. They're messy, dirty, and just anti-climactic. You expect this great big splash once you jump in, like a pool, but you only kind of haphazardly slide in.

And finally: Why are UGG boots still the staple shoe for most people during fall and winter? Those things are expensive and personally I find them hideous. They don't help slim your legs at all, in fact they make your legs look weirdly large. They have no distinctive shape and have a striking similarity to the boots that dancers wear to keep their feet warm (which aren't supposed to be worn outside, mind you). UGG boots are really nothing special; they're just your average fluffy boot. UGG? More like UGH.


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

A Deep Dive Into Taylor Swift’s Albums: 1989 (Taylor’s Version) Edition

I just know that the idea of releasing vault tracks came out of the moment Taylor remembered she wrote 'Is It Over Now?'

26
A Deep Dive Into Taylor Swift’s Albums: 1989 (Taylor’s Version) Edition
Edited by Hailey Hastings

I am fully emersed into diving deep into every single Taylor Swift album, which I do on my own all the time, but wanted to do it in a way where I am sharing what a special discography she has. I feel like 1989 is the perfect place to start, it's an era that changed everything, and will always be an album people automatically think of when you say "Taylor Swift."

Keep Reading...Show less
friends

Here you will find a list of many of the people you will come across in your life, and if you're lucky, you'll be able to give a name to all these characters that you hopefully see day to day. Don't take these friends for granted because they all add a little something to your life, and if you can't name all of them to your personal friends, chances are it might be you...

Keep Reading...Show less
gossip girl

On the Upper East Side, Blair Waldorf is an icon. She's what every girl aspires to be. She's beautiful, confident, and can handle any obstacle that life throws at her. Sure, she may just be a television character. But for me, she's a role model and theres a lot that can be learned from Queen B.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

The Perks of Being a Girl

“I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that I don’t know if anyone else ever has.”

2880
girl

As frustrating and annoying as it can be, being a girl is really awesome. We are beautiful inside and out. Not a lot of people may see that, but girls have a ton of amazing qualities.

We have unique flirting skills.

Us girls have a significant way to flirt with other people. Even when we say the most random or awkward things, we have a way of making everything sound cute and planned. It’s just a gift; we’re good like that.

Keep Reading...Show less
gossip girl

Us college students know all about the struggle of spending the day in the library. Whether you are writing a ten-page paper, studying for a biology exam, or struggling through math homework, you somehow find the strength to get to the library to get it all done. Let's just say you have a lot of different thoughts that run through your head during the many hours you spend in the lovely library.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments