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Fifteen Reasons To Marry Jordan Spieth

If his good looks weren't reason enough.

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Fifteen Reasons To Marry Jordan Spieth

Who watched the Masters this year? I know I did. Want to know why? I can give you two words: Jordan Spieth. Want to know why I watched it specifically for him? Oh, maybe because he is only the hottest thing to ever happen to the game of golf. He may be the hottest thing to ever happen to America, but that's something I'll leave for you to decide. Although the reasons are completely obvious, here are fifteen reasons to marry Jordan Spieth.


1. He's hot.

I mean come on, just look at him. When I said he was the hottest thing to ever happen to the game of golf, did you think I was just joking with you? I would never joke about something as beautiful as him. Never.


2. He's young.

He is currently at the young age of twenty-one. Only a two year age difference for me. Meant to be, Jordan? I think so. See you on our big day!


3. He just won the Masters.

Augusta National Golf Club is no match for Jordan. He is basically the next big thing in the game of golf, and he couldn't look better doing it. (PS, he made $1.8 million for winning, so that's pretty neat.)


4. He's hot.

Oh, did I already say that?


5. He's a family man.

Jordan tells the press time after time that his family, especially his little sister, Ellie, is his constant source of support and grounding. He also brings Ellie a special keychain from every place he travels to. That's freaking adorable.


6. He's a great person, inside and out.

Aside from being an astound golfer, Jordan is truly an amazing guy. He created the Jordan Spieth Charitable Fund, with Ellie, his sister with special needs, being his primary focus. He is hoping to find better solutions for incredible young people, just like his sister.


7. Other than golf, his favorite sport is football.

Even though he is a Texas Longhorn fan and I'm an Auburn Tiger fan, we can make an exception when it comes time for football. As long as we both look good in the color orange, nothing else matters.


8. He's a go-getter.

Jordan sets goals and reaches them. He looks dang good while reaching them, too.


9. He loves country music.

Since Jordan was born and raised in Texas, he is said to be an avid country music fan (thanks, Google). I mean, heck, he is now friends with Jake Owen ever since he played golf in Jordan's inaugural charity event. (PS, I love country music too, Jordan. We have so much in common!)


10. He's hot.

Seriously, I cannot stress this enough.


11. He likes Mexican food.

I don't know about you guys, but if you don't like Mexican food, you better get up and walk yourself right out of my life. Good thing Jordan likes Mexican food, he can stay in my life as long as he wants.


12. He's 6' 1".

With me being a whopping 5' 9.5", his height is just tall enough for me to wear heels and not be taller. Thank you.


13. He looks good in green.

Obviously. Since he looks so good in green, that means more Masters wins in the future? Probably. Maybe his astounding golf game will have something to do with it, too.


14. He likes Chick-Fil-A.

First off, who doesn't? Second, his victory meal for winning the Masters was Chick-Fil-A. How awesome is that? He won on a Sunday so they opened the location especially for him. Maybe Chick-Fil-A will do that for me when we are married? I don't know.


15. He's hot.

When you look good in every picture that has ever been taken of you ever, that's when you know. That's when you know you are a beautiful human.


Now, with all of that being said…

Jordan Spieth, will you marry me?

Special thanks to Google and Jordan Spieth for all of these fun facts. I couldn't have done it without you.

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