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How To Be An Attractive Female According To Society's Standards

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?

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How To Be An Attractive Female According To Society's Standards

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, everybody knows when an ugly person walks into the room. This is just a fact amongst our society today. There are pretty people and there are ugly people. Thankfully every not so pretty person has the potential to be attractive. It is not promised that you will look like Naomi Campbell or Beyonce, but trust me, you will look better than you do now. Being gorgeous will be worth it at the end of the day and you will be so much more confident. There are few necessities that you will need to achieve hotness, though.

~The most important item that you need is makeup. Tons of makeup.

~Wigs, hair extension, or just some shampoo to wash that rat's nest of yours.

~For the visually impaired females: contacts or really cute glasses (glasses can be sexy too).

~Nice, stylish, and fitting clothes and shoes.

~Tweezers, razors, etc. Anything that will get rid of your unusual facial and/or body hair.

Makeup is definitely going to be your best friends during your “Princess Diaries” transformation. Now the key to wearing makeup is to not look like a clown. Many first-time makeup wearers tend to do this mistake at first. The point of makeup is to help you look flawless not like garbage. Nobody can go wrong with a little foundation. You know those girls who look like they have perfect skin? 90% of those girls are wearing makeup. But could you tell? Nope! As long as you find a foundation that matches your skin tone, you will have everybody fooled. For my fair-skinned ladies, bronzer will be a necessity as well. No one wants to look like a pasty white vampire. Also, when wearing makeup, you do not have to use a ton of eyeshadow or blush. A simple cat eye and mascara can do the trick for you. At this point, you should look 30% more attractive than you did before. You are one step closer to greatness my friend.

Now let’s talk about that hair and those clothes. I understand that sweatpants are comfortable and that doing your hair every morning is a hassle, but you must do it! It won’t kill you to put on a nice blouse and to run a brush through your mane. When it comes to your wardrobe, you cannot just throw on whatever and expect people to break their necks when you walk by. Put some effort into what you wear. This does not mean that you have to spend thousands of dollars at Bebe and Hollister. As long as you have clothes that fit your body well and that match you should be fine. But if your clothes are baggy and they look like clothes from a dumpster. Side note, get a second opinion from someone more fashionable than you to tell you if you look cute or not. As far as your hair goes, just wash it and at the very least brush it. Come on ladies, your hair should not smell like musk or feel crusty. In order to achieve nice hair, you do not need to go to a professional stylist. All you need is a brush. It is not that hard girls. Put work in your looks.

Have you noticed that most unattractive girls are quite hairy? Well, they are. Unibrows, hairy armpits, and disgustingly hairy legs. It is called a razor people! Shave it off. Matter of fact, wax it off. Get rid of it. It is gross! Enough said. And finally for the females who cannot see (like myself) get some contacts. Or at the least, some stylish glasses. The big nerdy glasses are what is in right now, so use it to your advantage. Just do not have broken beat up glasses. Get decent ones because glasses can be hot too.

The steps to becoming the attractive woman does not take a lot of hard work or money. All you need to do is put forth some effort. Being cute is not easy but it is better than looking like an ogre.

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