At Least If There Is A Nuclear War, We'll Be Safe At FSU
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At Least If There Is A Nuclear War, We'll Be Safe At FSU

The nuclear missile range cannot reach Florida.

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At Least If There Is A Nuclear War, We'll Be Safe At FSU
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As Trump angrily tweets threateningly at North Korea, Americans are collectively holding their breath to see what Kim Jong Un will do. Despite threat after threat, no major steps have been taken on either side. Some people believe that Kim Jong Un is doing all this simply to rattle international politics, that he just wants to create drama. Kim Jung Un might be all talk for now, but he has caused quite the media circus for the past few months.

West Coast. Hawaii, San Francisco, Seattle, and San Diego would be at risk if nuclear war broke out, but for us Floridians we'd be fine. Korea simply has no way of dropping a nuclear missile close enough to reach Florida (the nuclear fallout is a different story though....).


North Korea has repeatedly threatened war with the United States, and with the delicate political balance hanging by Trump's strings - who knows what will happen. Florida State's sunshine shouldn't be dimming any time soon though. No forecasts of nuclear fallout and cancelled classes YET folks (although you can be sure that FSU Alerts will spam your phone with 983,646,874 notifications in the span of 2 minutes if the time does come).


North Korea is testing new missiles every day, so who knows if eventually they'd be able to reach our beautiful campus. But for now, keep calm and enjoy the Florida sun - we're untouchable!


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