Congratulations! You survived 100 days of "So how do you like college?" (When obviously you love college, what kind of question is that?) "Did you miss being home?" (Oh do you mean did I miss having to live by my parents' rules for three months?) And my ultimate favorite "Did you make a lot of friends?" (No, I lived under a rock for the past 10 months and only cared about my studies because who needs friends in college?)
You got passed the loner stage of not having any friends over the summer because the few friends you still have back home all have their own lives and can't just sit around watching Netflix with you. You can finally stop feeling bad about bringing up your college life 24/7 with the few friends you do have back home because you know they're annoyed hearing about your life that they're not apart of. Last but not least, you can finally go out whenever you want, stay out till 3 in the morning without getting lectured and party hard without feeling bad about yourself (unless you have a 8 a.m. lecture).
We're officially less than a month away from heading back to "Spring Break University," where we are able to get work done while living the life too. So, hang in there sun devils, and take a minute to get pumped for another amazing year at Arizona State University.
Get ready for football season because it is the best time of year. Especially since we'll be beating U of A this year while looking good in our new football uniforms thanks to Adidas.
Finally bashing on U of A and talking about how much we hate them will be socially acceptable and cheered on by our fellow sun devils.
Endless pool parties are finally a thing again because, well, it's summer time every day.
You can finally enjoy our beautiful campus again which includes Palm Walk. Unless you're a skater or biker because then you have to deal with walk-only zones — ain't nobody got time for that.
Finally, dating is now an option or one-night stands ... whatever works for you. Hey it's college, live a little.