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13 Thoughts You Have Before You Ask Someone Out, As Told By 'Schitt's Creek'

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"Schitt's Creek" is the feel-good show we all needed throughout this crazy pandemic. It's both hilarious and relatable, especially when it comes to dating and asking someone out on a date. Here are several thoughts and sayings that the Rose family has had that we all can relate to before we officially decide to make a move.

1. I'm obsessed with this.

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At first, one definitely hypes their self up in order to initially shoot your shot.

2. Awkward

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Feeling like what you said may not be right or was too cringe-y.

3. Getting upset

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Maybe you get upset with yourself or maybe you get upset that the other person doesn't answer.

4. Shocked

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You may be surprised you actually have the courage to shoot your shot after all you've been through in the dating game.

5. I don't know what that means.

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When your brain tries to tell you that you will be OK if your shot is rejected, but you refuse to believe that.

6. Panic

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Overthinking about what to say and when to say it is the name of the game.

7. Yeah! Big Day!

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Finally getting the courage and plan together to shoot the shot like...

8. WTF

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Realizing that you actually have the confidence to shoot your shot!

9. Inner pep talks

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Continuing to build up the momentum of believing in yourself before shooting the shot.

10. Thinking about chickening out

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Anxiety causes you to go back and forth in your mind about whether or not to go through with it.

11. Celebrating

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Finally feeling happy after finally going through with it.

12. After the fact

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But then folding under the pressure and wanting to crawl into a hole until they respond.

13. Looking at their response

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Loving the response back after they read your pickup line and believing in true love again.

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Ew, David.

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1. I'm obsessed with this.

2. Awkward

3. Getting upset

4. Shocked

5. I don't know what that means.

6. Panic

7. Yeah! Big Day!

8. WTF

9. Inner pep talks

10. Thinking about chickening out

11. Celebrating

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13. Looking at their response

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Make yourself at home, why don't you?

You come home and they're already in your room.

They help themselves to all your food.

Your clothes are their clothes.

They've requested their own space in your closet.

People are shocked when they find out you're not roommates.

They've added their name to your door.

Sometimes they sleep in your bed even though they have their own.

They never knock.

They leave their miscellaneous items all over your room while you and your actual roommate wonder who's stuff it is...

Sometimes they follow you into the bathroom while you shower so they can talk to you.

No matter how much they're in your space, you wouldn't have it any other way.

She may not be with you 24/7 but it's all good because you're soul sisters.

Her friends will become your friends.

You get to see how your best friend acts around other people.

You'll feel like a proud mom.

She'll ask your opinion.

She'll send snaps of you to them.

Your social calendar will become a little more crowded.

You get to see her genuinely happy.

The time y'all spend together will be even more special.

She'll always have a story to tell you.

You know she will always love you.

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Get Some Sleep

Talk with your Career Center

Eat Your Vegetables

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Don't deny it.

They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

Even though you've heard the words, "Not you, a real girl" more times than you can count.

You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

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