As the semester wraps up and finals rear their ugly heads, it's important to realize that we're not alone. There's a whole campus full of tired college students who know that their future could be riding on the results of one cumulative exam. So breathe in the familiar scent of caffeine, find a study buddy, and try not to cry. Don't worry; if Monica can make it through her high school phase, you can make it through finals week.
1. Your friends convince you to go out and have a few. "You still have a week," they say. "We'll study really hard on Sunday," they say.
2. You go to class the next day only to be lectured by your professor, who says cram-studying isn't an option, but they aren't aware of your supreme procrastination skills.
3. And then they hand you the material you should already know that will be part of your exam.
4. So you decide an all-nighter at the library is the best decision.
5. You don't feel too accomplished, but you decide that common sense is all you really need, anyway.
6. So you walk into your exam, positive, confident and ready to roll.
7. ...until the professor drops the "essay question" bomb.
8. But BS-ing essay questions is what you've been practicing since middle school.
9. You walk out of the room happy, because it wasn't as bad as you thought.
10. Congrats on passing! You can tell mom and dad that your tuition money is paying off.