A darty afternoon usually goes like this: breakfast, darty, happy hour, bars, or always back to the darty. Strategically planning what to wear and of course what alcohol to buy (if you are of legal age) is always a must. I am saying, literally, don't leave your apartment until you have this stuff mapped out. Luckily, most people attending a day party won't have to deal with picking a theme. They just have to find out what they can possibly wear that is the right mix of fun, flashy, and unforgettable.

Today is not the day of comfort, people; it is the day to party like you don't have class next week (plot twist -- you do). For now, forget about that. Let's move on to the actual art of the most radical day party of the spring.

1. The sole gatherings that fill those game day voids during the off season.

2. Hopefully this party is as close to a music festival as you can get in your college town.

3. The DJ must be on fleek or it will ruin the entire event.

4. You cannot throw a darty without a inflatable water slide.

5. It's always nice to have some food around the party to combat the drunken munchies.

6. You are sure to see the cliche flower crown and rave paint, whether or not it is rave themed. Doesn't matter.

7. Bathing suits, sun tans and high wasted shorts are an absolute must.

8. Throw some Chaco's in there while you're at it.

9. Never forget your fanny pack.

10. You can never go wrong with America anything.

(Quick RIP for this Miley alter ego.)

11. Assuming you are of legal drinking age, don't go for the tequila or wine -- those are regular party go-tos. Stick with beer and vodka unless you plan on ending up in bed with a killer headache by 5 p.m.

12. If you are lucky, the day party never fizzles out and lasts all night.

13. But once the it's 6 a.m. the next morning and it's almost time for the bouncy castle guys to take back their slide of happiness, then officially...