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Arrested Development Quote Or Republican Presidential Candidate Quote?

A valid question.

Alison Houghton

Feb 09, 2016

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Arrested Development Quote Or Republican Presidential Candidate Quote?

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Alright so let's get one thing straight right off the bat: I'm not here to push some sort of political agenda. I'm actually pretty moderate when it comes to my political beliefs, and the thought of discussing politics literally exhausts me –– not because I don't educate myself or respect other's opinions, it's just I know I'm never going to change yours, and you're never going to change mine. But ever since I fell in love with "Arrested Development" last year, and the primary's in full swing, it feels only natural that I write this. Hell, this article fell right into my lap –– there is nothing I love more than funny quotes and Lucille Bluth, and I really can't help that the Republican candidates have given us much more to work with than the Democrats (results at the bottom).

1. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

2. "Look at what the homosexuals have done."

3. "The problem with climate change is there’s never been a day in the history of the world in which the climate is not changing."

4."If you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense."

5. "It ain't easy being white."

6."A lot of people who go into prison straight and when they come out, they’re gay, so did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question."

7. "I hear the jury's still out on science."

8. "You're not one of those silly men dressed like a woman, are you?"

9."I was trying to kill somebody!"

10. "The point is, you can never be too greedy."

11. "Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?"

12. "What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English'?"

13. " Oh I forgot we were being 'politically correct'."

14. "The world is on fire. Yes! Your world is on fire, But you know what? Your mommy’s here and everyone’s here to make sure the world you grow up in is better."

15. " The job of a chaplain is to be insensitive to atheists."

16. "They're building a wall to separate the US from the immigrants, which was my idea!"

All in good fun! Happy primary season!

1. Donald Trump, Source:http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/blogs/550112/donald-t...

2. Lucille Bluth, Pilot Episode

3. Ted Cruz, Source:http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/ted-cruz-pro...

4. Lucille Bluth, Pier Pressure Episode

5. GOB Bluth/ Franklin Bluth, Forget-Me- Now

6. Ben Carson, Source: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/ben-carson-c...

7. GOB Bluth, Good Grief!

8. Barry Zuckercorn, Altar Egos

9. Ben Carson, source: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/ben-carson-c...

10. Donald Trump, Source: http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/blogs/550112/donald-t...,

11. Bob Boblaw, Taking A Stand,

12. Lucille Bluth, Taking A Stand

13. GOB Bluth, Taking a Stand

14. Ted Cruz, Source: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/ted-cruz-pro...

15. Ted Cruz, Source: http://www.rawstory.com/2014/03/ted-cruz-tells-hom...

16. Lucille Bluth

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Arrested Development Quote Or Republican Presidential Candidate Quote?

A valid question.

1. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

2. "Look at what the homosexuals have done."

3. "The problem with climate change is there’s never been a day in the history of the world in which the climate is not changing."

4."If you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense."

5. "It ain't easy being white."

6."A lot of people who go into prison straight and when they come out, they’re gay, so did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question."

7. "I hear the jury's still out on science."

8. "You're not one of those silly men dressed like a woman, are you?"

9."I was trying to kill somebody!"

10. "The point is, you can never be too greedy."

11. "Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?"

12. "What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English'?"

13. " Oh I forgot we were being 'politically correct'."

14. "The world is on fire. Yes! Your world is on fire, But you know what? Your mommy’s here and everyone’s here to make sure the world you grow up in is better."

15. " The job of a chaplain is to be insensitive to atheists."

16. "They're building a wall to separate the US from the immigrants, which was my idea!"

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Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

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