"When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don't really care about them."

1. He refuses to go the doctor.

Like Ron, I pretty much have to be close to my death bed to even think about going to the doctor's office.

2. Eating healthy is not his thing.

Eating healthy seems like a great idea, until you actually have to do it.

3. He has no time for symbolism.

Why do people try to make everything flowery? Short and sweet is always the way to go.

4. He embraces his carnivorous ways:

Honestly, which one sounds better, rabbit food or a juicy steak? (Vegetarians and vegans need not respond).

5. He's not caught up in the "Star Wars" craze.

"Star Wars"? "Star Trek"? Not interested

6. He is not to be messed with.

Sometimes the big guns need to come out.

7. He's confident in his abilities.

This is the type of confidence we could all use more of.

8. His excitement (or lack thereof) for traveling abroad:

Why do people get excited over the same thing built in a different style and location? Plus, who would want to leave the great U.S. of A?

9. He does what he wants.

No one wants to be told what to do, especially by the government.

10. He acknowledges that some hairstyles just don't make sense.

After 19 years of being a girl, I still do not understand why people still get bangs only to spend months complaining about having to grow them back out.

11. We all know what the worst curse word in the English language is:

Honestly, there is almost nothing as bad as having to give up your hard-earned money.

12. He knows when history truly began.

Did anything that happened before July 4, 1776 really matter?

13. He knows how to have a good time.

Socialize? No. Stuff my face? No problem. I may even throw some Netflix in there somewhere.