"When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don't really care about them."
1. He refuses to go the doctor.
Like Ron, I pretty much have to be close to my death bed to even think about going to the doctor's office.
2. Eating healthy is not his thing.
Eating healthy seems like a great idea, until you actually have to do it.
3. He has no time for symbolism.
Why do people try to make everything flowery? Short and sweet is always the way to go.
4. He embraces his carnivorous ways:
Honestly, which one sounds better, rabbit food or a juicy steak? (Vegetarians and vegans need not respond).
5. He's not caught up in the "Star Wars" craze.
6. He is not to be messed with.
Sometimes the big guns need to come out.
7. He's confident in his abilities.
This is the type of confidence we could all use more of.
8. His excitement (or lack thereof) for traveling abroad:
9. He does what he wants.
No one wants to be told what to do, especially by the government.
10. He acknowledges that some hairstyles just don't make sense.
11. We all know what the worst curse word in the English language is:
12. He knows when history truly began.
Did anything that happened before July 4, 1776 really matter?
