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Are You The Grinch?

Hate hate hate, double hate!

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Are You The Grinch?

When you hear someone being called a grinch, you naturally assume that they are either crappy, sassy or hate Christmas. However, I would take being called a grinch as a compliment. I think we all can be a little grinchy at times, don't deny it. Here are some ways you can tell if you have an inner grinch in you, and let that green freak flag fly!

1. You are indecisive when it comes to clothes.

Come on, it takes a professional to pull of those stylish overalls.

2. But when you do find the right outfit, you feel like this:

Green fur goes with everything.

3. You need your alone time:

Me time is very important. Treat yo' self.

4. You hate when people enter your room unannounced:

And close the door when you leave!

5. You're rather over-dramatic:

The sky is falling about 85-90% of the time.

6. You are the complete opposite of a people person:

You know who doesn't annoy me? Netflix and pizza. BFFs for life.

7. But you do have some feelings:

8. Even though feelings freak you out a bit:

What is this?!

9. You like to stay at home in your cave:

No pants and a blanket fort, heck to the yeah.

10. But you do go out from time to time:

Gonna party like it's 1999!

11. You're a dog person:

and lastly...

12. You love Christmas, even if you don't admit it at first:

'Tis the season to be jolly!

If any of these apply to you, then congrats! Your spirit animal is the the the...the Grinch. Own it with pride! You do your worst, and that's all that matters.

And remember: the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear! (Yes, I know that is an "Elf" quote, but I feel it applies well here).


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