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Ways To Tell If You Are A Cat Lady

Cats make my heart flutter every time I see their cute faces.

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Ways To Tell If You Are A Cat Lady
Kelly Simkins

Move over dog lovers, because this girl loves cats! Cats make my heart flutter every time I see their cute faces. If you are wondering if you have a problem or an obsession with kittens, here are some indicators that could lead you to believe you are a major cat lady.

1. You Cat Love Cat Pictures.

Every time you see a picture of a cat, you stop and squeal about how cute the little fur-ball is. You tell yourself the kitten is the cutest cat you have ever seen, even though this is the 100th picture you have looked at in one day. Also, all of these photos are currently saved on your phone, retweeted, or shared on social media.

2. You Own Tons Of Cat Merchandise.

Everything you buy is related to cats. This can be merchandise like shirts and purses. Your home is decorated with signs and

figurines. Not to mention you have stuffed animals of these creatures, but need I go on, you have it all. Anything that is a cat related - no matter what it is - makes your wallet open up willingly. With your cute new purchases, you feel content with the obsession.

3. Consider The Number of Cats You Own

You have more than one cat -- somewhere between 1 to 100. This is all normal to you. Shelters and pet stores make you feel sorry for the sweet little balls of fun, so why not get a new cat every time you go into a shelter? You got a promotion at work? Get a cat. You won the lottery? Get a few cats. You are lonely? Get a cat. If it makes you happy, why not feel the joys of adopting a cat?

4. You Can't Stop Watching Cat Videos.

Your social media is filled with cat videos. It makes you so happy to see your newsfeed filled with funny videos of cats doing crazy things, so you decide to share the videos to make other people happy -- or make them think you are slightly

crazy. I always get complements on my cat videos for making people happy, how about you?


5. You Are Dying To Visit A Cat Cafe.

Your dream is to one day find a cafe that houses the sweetest cats in a city near you. When you find out about one, you book your next trip to the most amazing place on earth. These cafes are themed with cat related decor and you pay a small fee to hang out and watch adoptable cats play.

6. You Download Cat Apps.

These days, there are many kinds of apps out for IOS and Androids. Apps about cats are no exception -- you can own a few cats at a time in your virtual backyard in Neko Atsume. These apps will allow you to own more cats than ever.

If you can answer yes to all of these six points, welcome to the club. You are now officially a crazy cat lady. You will grow old with your 10 cats, sitting around watching cat videos from the comfort of your couch. It makes me happy to know there is one more cat person in this big world filled with dog people.

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