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Are Ya Ready Kids? 50 of the Best Quotes from Spongebob

If nautical nonsense be somethin ya wish, then read this article and find your niche

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Are Ya Ready Kids? 50 of the Best Quotes from Spongebob
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Spongebob Squarepants might be the Seinfeld of our generation. Most likely everyone's seen it, and most likely everyone can recognize a quote from it. Our parents thought of it as stupidity that only rotted our brains, but we were engrossed nonetheless. They were 100% right, but now we have those quotes in our head forever so that it may live on and we can carry its legacy.

Spongebob is still on since it first aired in 1999, almost 20 years ago but the recent seasons cannot beat the first couple.

1. "You don't need a license to drive a sandwhich."
2. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" "No, Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument."
3. "I...Cant...Understand...Your accent..."
4."CHOCOLATE!"
5. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo. wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo? C'mon Spongebob this is first grade."
6. "MI HOY MINOY"
7."Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO, this is Patrick."
8. "HAHAHAHAHA It's a giraffe!"

9. "The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time. One with a collar, turtle neck, thats the kind."
10. "That smell...that kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly."
11. "I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!"
12. "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!"
13. "The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza absolutively..."
14. "My leg!"

15. "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" "Not until 4."
16. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
17. "I thought of something funnier than 24" "Let me hear it" "25"
18. "What does Claustrophobic mean?" "It means that he's afraid of Santa Clause."
19. "Ravioli, Ravioli give me the formuoli."
20. "It took us three days to make that potato salad...THREE DAYS!"
21. "The sash wringing, the trash singing, mash flinging, the flash springing, th-the crash dinging.." "Yes, the Hash Slinging Slasher"
22 . "IMAGINATION!"
23. "Chocolate, I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate...I always HATED IT."
24. "Steppin on the beach DOO DOO DOO..."
25. "I dont need it...I don't need it... I NEEEED ITTT!"
26. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!”
27."Patrick, you're a genius!" "Yeah, I get called that a lot." "What? A genius?" "No, Patrick."
28. “Are you Squidward now? ... That’s okay take your time.”
29. "Hey everybody, it's Lief Ericson Day! Hinga Dinga Durgen!"
30. "Dont ya see he's gonna kick my butt!" "So, you like kicking butts, do ya? We'll show you old man!"
31. "Squidward, you're not handsome...You're a hunk!"
32. Victory Screech! LOHOHOHOHOHOL"
33. A poem by Patrick Star...Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom."
34. "Congratulations, Mr. Krabs" "Hello, I like money"
35. "Firmly grasp it"
36. "SOILED IT!"
37. "Who are you calling pinhead?"
38. "Let me play ya a sad song on the world's smallest violin."
39. "This is a load of barnacles."
40. "I knew I should've gotten the turbo"
41. "I'm...I'm...I'm...I'm a goofy goober!"
42. " I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place, with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors!"
43. "The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles."
44. "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
45. "Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy."
46. "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet."
47. "It's a little itchy, what's this thing made out of?" "eyelashes"
48. "East? I thought you said weast."
49. "Can you hear me?" "No, it's too dark in here."
50. "Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."
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