April Fools is all fun and games until somebody takes a prank too far. It's always in good fun to play a practical joke on a friend or family member, but there are just some things that you should not do. Here are ten April Fools jokes or pranks that you should never pull on anyone.
1. "I'm pregnant."
This is neither original nor is it funny. Pretending to be pregnant is an immature joke that can hurt others, and can end in a beating from your parents or possibly getting disowned.
2. "I have (insert terminal illness here)."
This is another joke that should never be made. Don't be an ass, just don't.
3. A pie in the face.
If we are going to talk about jokes that aren't original, smashing things in a person's face has been done since the being of slapstick comedy. I'm not knocking slapstick, but come on! Come up with something better.
4. Wrapping cars.
If you're going to take the time to wrap a person's car, be aware that they might have consequences because of your actions. Don't be that person that makes them late for something important.
5. Suicide.
I should NOT have to explain this one.
6. Break ups.
Don't think about pretending to break up with your significant other. Even if you're just joking, they might not find it funny and you could actually end up single.
7. "Your house is on fire!"
Again, I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this. But, if you scare someone with a statement like this, you might want to be fearful for your own life.
8. Fake kidnapping
Have you ever wanted to sneak into your friend's house and tie them up and throw them in your car? Think twice before you do something that stupid. If your friends are anything like my best friend, they will have a bat or pepper spray by their beds.