Dear professors,

Forgive me, professors, for I have sinned. I apologize for not attending class on a regular basis and for coming in 15 minutes late with coffee in my hand when I did show up. Additionally, I apologize for showing up often hungover because of making the choice to go to Rounders and blackout the night before. It's not so much that I didn't care about your class because I actually really did, I just seemed to lack motivation for wanting to leave my bed and such an un-Godly hour of the day. Considering you posted your entire lecture on Blackboard I personally didn't find it to be a priority to rise from the dead unless it was a test or quiz day.

I want to also take this time to apologize for never submitting my assignments on time. In the beginning, I was still getting used to being on Central Time...not like that was really a valid excuse because then it would've been turning it in early, but that's not the point. The point is I have a bad habit of procrastinating and I truly apologize for it.

I'd also like to apologize for giving you the absolute wrong answer to the question you asked. I know you literally told me it less than two seconds ago. But I am literally half asleep, and I have a very short attention span. Truthfully I honestly forgot what class this even was. I promise if you ask me again in about five minutes after I google it once again, I will most likely, maybe, possibly give you an answer that is some-what correct. (I did say maybe)

But I do in fact appreciate you not only giving me full credit for turning in my paper 3 weeks late but even extra credit. Thank you for understanding that sometimes I had my friend bring my clicker to class for me in order to mark me here for attendance on the days I just couldn't drag myself out of bed. Lastly, thank you for putting up with my BS all semester. You truly deserve a medal for not only being able to handle me, but for allowing me to get away with everything I did... you are the true MVP!!

Sincerely,

The student who always showed up late with coffee