Dear Roomie,
Thanks for putting up with me. I am truly a piece of work, and it's probably draining to live with me. I'm sorry for so many things--or am I?
1. Dancing around the room with no clothes on.
2. Snoozing my 100 alarms for an hour straight.
3. Letting all of my hair accumulate on the carpet.
4. Napping during the most inconvenient times.
5. Coming in in the middle of the night and being a loud piece of s**t.
6. Interrupting your homework or studying with a funny story.
7. Eating all the food in the room and leaving you with crumbs.
8. Not giving you any warning when boys are over.
9. Never taking out the trash, even though it's obviously my turn.
But one thing's for sure:
I LOVE YOU ROOMMATE!