1.) Be on Survivor. Who wants to sleep outside in the crazy weather, smelling the B.O. of a stranger, eating bugs? I think I’ll pass.
2.) Get a tattoo of my crazy boyfriend’s name. No one needs a reminder of that stage in my life. Especially not one that stays forever.
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3.) Be Dr. Phil’s headliner for his HOTTEST SHOW OF THE YEAR! Or be on his show. Period.
4.) Finally earn that higher education degree, only to realize that there are no real jobs in that field.
5.) Be arrested. I know too many cops...I would be made fun of for life.
6.) Star on Catfish: The Show. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
7.) Have to live with my parents...FOREVER.
8.) Be stuck in an elevator. Unless cute firefighters show up…..THEN that could be arranged.
9.) Free fall: Yes, I meant that to be generic, falling from a plane, falling off a cliff, even tripping over my own feet. (Crap. Already did that last one.)
10.) Argue with Sheldon Cooper. I don't have the time nor the brain power for that.
11.) Fall and injure myself in the bathtub. Even attractive paramedics couldn’t fix my embarrassment.
12.) Be kidnapped. Unless Liam Neeson is coming to rescue me...because he “will find them” (and will kill them), and he’s pretty cool.
And finally.....
13.) Be the Oscar Mayer mascot.(Sing it with me...) "Because if I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener, then everyone would be in love with me".
This is just a basic list of things that I would really prefer not to happen. However, if they do, it is kind of fun to think about....huh?
