Another Solar System With Another Donald Trump? | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

Another Solar System With Another Donald Trump?

Now that NASA has confirmed the existence of TRAPPIST-1, the existence of another living being with similar characteristics to those that the Donald posses increases...

13
Another Solar System With Another Donald Trump?

If we thought that the universe couldn’t get any worse with Mr. Donald becoming the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth, we were wrong…

As you might have heard, NASA has announced that they have discovered a new solar system located 39 light years away from us. Despite the fact that it is quite a drive, this could mean several things to the world that we live in.

1- If we take into account that there are 7 planets similar in size to our very own Earth, there could be another Donald out there. Let’s hope their space ships are as slow as ours and they’ll never join forces.

2- War of the Worlds is a possibility, and Tom Cruise won’t live forever.

3- If there’s living matter, there has to be water. If there’s water, there has to be beaches. If there’s beaches, there has to be a spring break. Life is good.

This first part of the article was a joke, I’ll admit it. What I really wanted to share with you guys was my opinion in this incredible announcement. I’m a space fan myself. Not long ago I had the chance to go to the Kennedy Space Center. I surrounded myself with rockets, space suits and even bits and pieces of our very own moon that some wonderful astronauts brought to our planet.

The truth, however, is that 39 light years away is too much of a distance for any living person to travel. That includes you, dear reader. In fact, that probably includes your great great great grandchildren too. Probably even more than that. But the fact that we know that there’s another solar system out there with 7 planets (earth-sized) orbiting around a sun is amazing. Or at least amusing. I was aware that there are many galaxies with many different stars and planets. But one solar system with similar characteristics to the one we live in, that is something new. Something to be excited for. Something to look forward to. I mean, come on, I’m a Star Wars fan. I get tears in my eyes just by imagining my great great great great great grandson flying an A-Wing. Ignore this last part, my fanaticism takes over my hands sometimes.

I guess that future generations will be the ones to argue if the Earth is no longer a good place to live in. Or maybe if it’s the only place where humans can live safely…

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
eye roll

Working with the public can be a job, in and of itself. Some people are just plain rude for no reason. But regardless of how your day is going, always having to be in the best of moods, or at least act like it... right?

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

Keep Reading...Show less
blair waldorf
Hercampus.com

RBF, or resting b*tch face, is a serious condition that many people suffer from worldwide. Suffers are often bombarded with daily questions such as "Are you OK?" and "Why are you so mad?" If you have RBF, you've probably had numerous people tell you to "just smile!"

While this question trend can get annoying, there are a couple of pros to having RBF.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

A Year At JMU As Told By 'Bob's Burgers'

The world's greatest university meets the world's greatest show.

1199
Bob's Burgers
collegian.com

A year at JMU promises many great adventures. The journey of becoming a duke and learning what being a duke is all about is really exciting and a lot of fun. Of course, we all know that James Madison University is the greatest university in Virginia (perhaps even the entire country). There are many events and moments at JMU that are cherished and remembered by all dukes.

Keep Reading...Show less
birthday party

My birthday has never been my favorite holiday. I've found that I'm more excited to celebrate my friends' and family members' birthdays more than my own. I don't like being the center of attention, so I usually celebrate over dinner with a small group of family and friends. This way, I can enjoy myself naturally without feeling like I have to entertain everyone and make sure they are satisfied. In the past when I've had large parties, I was so nervous that people weren't perfectly content that I didn't enjoy myself at my own celebration.

Keep Reading...Show less
thinking
College Informations

Most of us have already started the spring semester, and for those of you who haven't started yet, you suck.

It seems like coming back from winter break wouldn't really be a break all things considered, since we all come back to school and pick up right where we left off. We know exactly what to expect, yet we're unprepared every single time.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments