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So, you're swiping through - left, left, left, right, left... You almost get into the rhythm of swiping left, when suddenly, you see a name that you are certain you could not have misread that. Annalise Keating. THE Annalise Keating. Now, her name has had some bad raps, sure, but this profile is so... killer. How could you pass up this opportunity?

About Annalise Keating

Age: 53
Height: 5'5"
School: Middleton Law School
Job: Professor/Lawyer
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Hometown: Memphis, TN
Interested In: law, feminism, research, reading, vodka

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Don't miss the amazing @violadavis on @jimmykimmellive tonight! #HTGAWM #Kimmel
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Annalise's Preferences:

Dogs or cats? I don't have time for house pets.
Night owl or morning person? I have to be both. Law is a hard life, and I always have something to get done.
"The Bachelor" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashian"? I keep my eyes on the news; I don't have time for mindless trash for pathetic girls who want to start problems. Whatever it is, I'm sure I can end it.
Taylor Swift or Beyonce? Are you kidding me? Beyonce.
Baby Yoda or Baby Groot? What are these things?

Never has Annalise Keating ever not wanted a drink.

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Can't wait! 👑#HTGAWM 📷: @violadavis
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If there was one funny story from Annalise's life that perfectly describes them as a person, it's this:

One time she accidentally became a serial killer.

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Class is almost in session 😍 Until then, binge #HTGAWM anytime, on demand and on Hulu!
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Four qualities Annalise is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

Patience ✓
Good with kids ✓
Sexually active ✓
Alive ✓
Dead ✗

Want to respectfully slide into Annalisa's DMs?

They're open, but you have to make an appointment at her office.

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She may know how to get away with murder, but does she know how to get away on a romantic getaway?

About Annalise Keating

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Never has Annalise Keating ever not wanted a drink.

If there was one funny story from Annalise's life that perfectly describes them as a person, it's this:

Four qualities Annalise is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

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83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

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1. Excitement of the final year

2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

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9. Rejection

10. Accepting that you might have gotten a degree for nothing

11. Probably should have studied for that test

12. Sanity > class

13. Finally an acceptance letter

14. Oh yeah, finals

15. Graduating!

You might not see them everyday anymore, but you're still friends and your text messages prove it.

1. "Should I skip class today?"

2. "Did you hear ________ is engaged?"

3. "When are you coming home?"

4. "I finally talked to the cute guy in my science lecture."

5. GIFs, on GIFs, on GIFs.

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8. "I miss you."

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2. Take naps. Lots of naps.

3. Staying up late binge-watching a Netflix show when you have an early class.

4. Skip a class to do something completely unnecessary.

5. Putting all your homework off for the night before it's due just so you can do nothing for a night.

6. Going out on a Thursday night when you have a test the next day.

7. Making impulsive decisions.

8. Write an important paper in one night.

9. Classifying Ramen as your main food group.

10. Going on late night food runs - and I mean really late.

11. Having more than 3 cups of coffee a day.

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