If Annalise Keating's Dating Profile, This Is What It Would Look Like
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If Annalise Keating's Dating Profile Looked Like This, Would You Swipe Right?

She may know how to get away with murder, but does she know how to get away on a romantic getaway?

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If Annalise Keating's Dating Profile Looked Like This, Would You Swipe Right?

So, you're swiping through - left, left, left, right, left... You almost get into the rhythm of swiping left, when suddenly, you see a name that you are certain you could not have misread that. Annalise Keating. THE Annalise Keating. Now, her name has had some bad raps, sure, but this profile is so... killer. How could you pass up this opportunity?

About Annalise Keating

  • Age: 53
  • Height: 5'5"
  • School: Middleton Law School
  • Job: Professor/Lawyer
  • Location: Philadelphia, PA
  • Hometown: Memphis, TN
  • Interested In: law, feminism, research, reading, vodka

Annalise's Preferences:

  • Dogs or cats? I don't have time for house pets.
  • Night owl or morning person? I have to be both. Law is a hard life, and I always have something to get done.
  • "The Bachelor" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashian"? I keep my eyes on the news; I don't have time for mindless trash for pathetic girls who want to start problems. Whatever it is, I'm sure I can end it.
  • Taylor Swift or Beyonce? Are you kidding me? Beyonce.
  • Baby Yoda or Baby Groot? What are these things?

Never has Annalise Keating ever not wanted a drink.

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If there was one funny story from Annalise's life that perfectly describes them as a person, it's this:

One time she accidentally became a serial killer.

Four qualities Annalise is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

  1. Patience ✓
  2. Good with kids ✓
  3. Sexually active ✓
  4. Alive ✓
  5. Dead ✗

Want to respectfully slide into Annalisa's DMs?

They're open, but you have to make an appointment at her office.

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