I still can't believe you've never seen Parks and Rec. Then again, you've never seen Step Brothers, so I'll let this one slide for now. We met at work and have been through some crazy shenanigans together. But just looking at you and watching your amazing personality shine throughout this last year of our friendship has made me realize that you're literally the real life version of Ann Perkins. Why you ask? Well, I will give you my straight up, honest answer. Because you're both beautiful inside and out and I have a lot of Leslie's annoying traits that you both commonly deal with. Let's face it; when I say something stupid, you're always there to shake your head and say OMG.

1. Ann keeps Leslie on the ground when her head's waaaaaaay up in the clouds, but supports her in everything she does.

2. Ann's got a sound mind that speaks realistically in every situation when everyone else has lost their noodles.

3. Ann is basically the mom of the group. She gives love when it's necessary (always) and sets people straight when they're being stupid (you know I always be actin' a fool.)

4. Ann knows Leslie's weird, but she loves her anyways and eventually embraces the concept of weirdness right alongside her.

5. Leslie gives Ann some of the most ridiculous compliments/nicknames that come straight from the heart.

6. They're each other's soulmate.

7. Ann always speaks the harsh truth that everyone is thinking but nobody says.

8. Ann will do whatever with Leslie as long as it means spending time with her...even if there's a little bit of lashing out later lol.

9. Ann dances with Leslie sooo you HAVE to go out dancing with me 'cause we're basically them as I'm currently explaining...duh...

10. You're always there for me whenever I need you. You guessed it: just like Ann.

After all I've put you through, whether it be getting hair dye on your living room floor, you holding me in your bathroom while I sob over a boy I barely know, or wasting your lunch break by driving literally everywhere looking for parking, you're still there for me. I could never thank you enough for accepting me and loving me the way that I am. You will always be my hoe.