I'm going to reveal two really honest things about myself right now. First of all, I don't even have time to write this article because I am drowning in midterms. Second of all, the only way I know how to comfort people is by sending them copious amounts of cute and/or funny animal pictures. These animals are wearing clothes a lot of the time, because naturally, that makes it so much better. Ask anyone you think may have foolishly turned to me in a time of sadness, and they can confirm that this is a go-to method of mine.

I really don't know if it works on anyone other than me, but it's the thought that counts, right? So, for everyone else riding the struggle bus to hell over midterms right now, you're welcome. I think.

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A bulldog in a seal suit. Need I say more?

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Just a really good costume.

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Yes! Truly iconic looks.

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Ugh, so majestic.

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Don't you dare question this very fashionable snake. Armless animals deserve sweaters, too.

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AHHHH, WATCH OUT, DOG, THERE'S A ... oh, wait, that's just your fantastic costume. Great job.

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I'm honestly only including this one because I'm just really hoping someone can tell me what it's supposed to be in the comments. Mike Wazowski? A grape with arms? I'm loving it either way.

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I know we've never met, Shark Lizard, but I love you. You're amazing.

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Dogs Doing People Things, a favorite sub-category of mine.

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These gracious pups are praying that we don't fail our midterms. How thoughtful.

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These ferrets are just casually stunting on your whole life in these chic turtlenecks and they know it. Just look at their smug little faces.

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Definitely going to nail whatever interview he's going to.

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I've been on the hunt for a stylish denim sherpa jacket for some time now, but at least I stumbled across a picture of an anteater wearing one. How does one even find an anteater and put it into a stylish denim sherpa jacket? Whatever. Anteaters - 1, Me - 0.

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Pug-ception?

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Shut the front door. Two mini horses wearing sweaters by the seaside. A real jaw-dropper.

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I don't have the emotional capacity to handle this right now. I'm screaming and crying.

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OK, nope. I'm terrified and actually screaming and crying now. This is the exact opposite of what I was looking for. I need to go back to studying, and you probably do, too. Stop looking at garbage articles like mine off of your Facebook feed and get to work, or you may end up like Squirrel Man. (No offense, Squirrel Man. I don't know your life.)

Godspeed, friends.