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Thoughts Every College Student Has As Told by Andy Dwyer

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Thoughts Every College Student Has As Told by Andy Dwyer
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If you haven't watched "Parks and Recreation" yet you should do yourself a favor and get on it! "Parks and Recreation" is everything and more. It is filled with funny and relatable characters for everyone. The most awesomesauce one though for the typical college student is Andy Dwyer. Here are just a few reasons why:

1. Like members of our generation, when we are away at school and are sick and can’t just go to our family doctor, we automatically Google our symptoms.


2. Being out on our own for the first time means we are pretty new to the whole cooking thing.


3. When you're totally zoning out in class but then the professor calls on you.


4. Then it's presentation day and they tell you to dress "business casual" but you're not sure what that entails.


5. Once you get up there, though, you realize you weren't prepared at all.


6. It's also the start of a new year so a lot of us are trying to eat healthier, so just one sweet thing a day is good right?


7. When trying to eat healthier some of us try and go to the gym too and then immediately regret our decision.


8. Then all the fit people make fun of you because you can't even jog half a mile without cramping.


9. Then it's finals week and then you start to wonder if college is really worth all the stress.


10. In the end, though you must be doing something right or you wouldn't still be in school.

No matter the situation if you're looking for someone to relate to, Andy Dwyer is your guy!

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