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Having An Android In An iPhone World

All the sh*t you get told when you have an Android instead of an iPhone

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Having An Android In An iPhone World

There’s not many of us out there, but to all my fellow Android users, this article basically sums up the difficulties that come along with having an Android instead of an iPhone. However, we face these problems because we know the truth and stand by it. Androids are better.

  1. “I didn’t get your texts"

So why is that my phone’s fault?

2.“Your texts are all out of order.”

Well, I trust you can read, so I think you can figure it out.

3.“Ugh, we can’t have a group chat on iMessage because of you.”

Sorry for the mass amount of effort it will take for you to create a normal group message instead of an iMessage one. My apologies.

4. “Why don’t you have an iPhone?”

To each their own.

5. “I hate how your messages show up green.”

Oh how could I forget, green is such a horrible color.

6. “No, I can’t send you pictures; you don’t have airdrop.”

Sorry, it would be such an inconvenience to send a simple text with a picture attached. Lazy *cough cough*

7. “I love the new emojis!”

Okay you win one thing. Yea I’m still waiting on those…

8. “Your phone sucks?” “Why?” “Because it’s not an iPhone.”

Logical

9.”You're weird because you have an android.”

Thanks. It’s really a good judge of character.

10. “Is it because you’re trying not to be mainstream?”

Definitely the reason for my phone choice. Who cares about how it functions, I just want to be unique and different.

11. #androidprobs is a common twitter hashtag or just a daily saying

12. You get excited when you see another android user. “Wait you have an android too?!”

We have to stick together. Team Android.

13. “Get an iPhone”

No

14. “Get an iPhone”

Still no.

15. “Get an..”

NO I’M NOT GETTING AN IPHONE


I won’t do to iPhone users what they do to me, but Androids are better. They are easier to understand, have way more storage, and take infinitely better pictures. So, who is actually the weird one here?
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