Last I heard, you were spending your time in hotel bars, but that's word of mouth considering it's been four years since I've heard from you. It's also been four years since you stole my mattress and took off with that guy I hated. That's right, I didn't like him, none of us did and we all thought you could do better.

I know he said it was nice to meet us, but I'm okay without anymore interaction with him. I know you really liked him, and I wasn't going to interfere with what you thought was "true love" but he was a bit horrible to be honest. He would drink too much, didn't think it was an issue, and thought it was, and I quote, "OK".

Do you regret the matching shoulder tattoos that you've gotten of Blink - 182 lyrics? You should.

I'm sorry, I know I sound a bit bitter, but I think I have the right to, don't you? You stole my mattress back in Boulder and I'm still a bit livid if we're being honest.

Do you know just how expensive a mattress is? Clearly you don't care due to the fact you just up and stole mine.Thanks a lot for that by the way, it's not like I needed that to sleep on or anything. I just find it interesting that you had to steal my mattress, but you can afford a Rover, even if it is just barely.

However, I do wish all the best for you, and I hope the two of you are happy together.

That's if you're even still together.

Love,

The roommate whose mattress you stole back in Boulder