An Open Letter To My Morning Coffee | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

An Open Letter To My Morning Coffee

If we're out, don't bother to wake me up

39
An Open Letter To My Morning Coffee

First loves are generally reserved for people, but no. Not this time.

It is my first thought when the alarm is blaring at unholy hours. I bargain with myself, “If you get up and put pants on, you can have the coffee." He calls to me from his canister, waiting to be brewed into the elixir of life. He does not fail me; he does his job well.

I stare through squinted eyes in the dark trying to measure scoops, but both coffee and me know it doesn’t matter. Just follow the simple formula: coffee grounds +filter + water = the life force. Details are too much and coffee knows it.

Credit: astrologyy-gifs.tumblr.com

The first sip of him leaves my heart happy, my soul warm, and the tips of my toes tingly. Hope is restored that the day will not kill me because I am becoming steadied by your strong caffeinated nature.

If I couldn’t find a mug, I’d just put sugar and milk in the pot and stick a straw in the spout.

Halfway through the cup, I can tolerate light and some sounds. You have given me this gift, my dearest coffee. I can now begin to think about getting motivated for my day; not yet, but I’m getting there. My transformation from demonic morning troll to tolerable grump is underway. I can even focus enough to put my eyeliner on. Progress.

(Demonic Morning Troll: AKA Gremlin) Credit: ghostofcheney.tumblr.com

When the first vat is consumed, I pour a second. One for the road – but it’s gone before I even get wherever I’m going. French Vanilla heaven has kept me alert though, and one less wreck has been caused by me (there have been a few…).

I am not the only addict. We walk the same streets as you, sit next to you, and dine in the same restaurants as you; you are just unaware of our weekly undercover meetings in the super-secret Starbucks at Middle Earth.

If you are one of us, I’ll see you next week.

P.S Great mugs are more like small bowls with handles

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
student sleep
Huffington Post

I think the hardest thing about going away to college is figuring out how to become an adult. Leaving a household where your parents took care of literally everything (thanks, Mom!) and suddenly becoming your own boss is overwhelming. I feel like I'm doing a pretty good job of being a grown-up, but once in awhile I do something that really makes me feel like I'm #adulting. Twenty-somethings know what I'm talking about.

Keep Reading...Show less
school
blogspot

I went to a small high school, like 120-people-in-my-graduating-class small. It definitely had some good and some bad, and if you also went to a small high school, I’m sure you’ll relate to the things that I went through.

1. If something happens, everyone knows about it

Who hooked up with whom at the party? Yeah, heard about that an hour after it happened. You failed a test? Sorry, saw on Twitter last period. Facebook fight or, God forbid, real fight? It was on half the class’ Snapchat story half an hour ago. No matter what you do, someone will know about it.

Keep Reading...Show less
Chandler Bing

I'm assuming that we've all heard of the hit 90's TV series, Friends, right? Who hasn't? Admittedly, I had pretty low expectations when I first started binge watching the show on Netflix, but I quickly became addicted.

Without a doubt, Chandler Bing is the most relatable character, and there isn't an episode where I don't find myself thinking, Yup, Iam definitely the Chandler of my friend group.

Keep Reading...Show less
eye roll

Working with the public can be a job, in and of itself. Some people are just plain rude for no reason. But regardless of how your day is going, always having to be in the best of moods, or at least act like it... right?

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

Keep Reading...Show less
blair waldorf
Hercampus.com

RBF, or resting b*tch face, is a serious condition that many people suffer from worldwide. Suffers are often bombarded with daily questions such as "Are you OK?" and "Why are you so mad?" If you have RBF, you've probably had numerous people tell you to "just smile!"

While this question trend can get annoying, there are a couple of pros to having RBF.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments