Dear small, furry, loveable, huggable, creature that has taken over my heart,
There are many things I could say to you that you wouldn't understand anyways because you're a cat, but that doesn't matter. You understand me sometimes, except for when I say no, which is quite often. You can always put a smile on my face even when you're waking me up at 7 A.M. because you want out of my room that I trapped you in all night. Thank you for being my best friend when I need one and listening to me talk about my problems even if you can't respond, which is maybe for the best.
You've seen me at my best, and you're there for me when things get rough. Believe me when I say that I will always be there to fill your food dish and clean your poo, because it's the least I can do for you. I love it when you snuggle with me by my feet at the end of the bed, even though when I go to move you think my feet are monsters and you attack them and leave me injured, but that's okay.
It's amazing how you always know when I get home and even if you're a little salty that I was gone for a while you still rub up on my leg anyways because you know I feel guilty. I miss you so much when I'm on vacation, or if I'm at school for the week, or even if I'm just gone for a few hours. I know you're a strong independent cat who don't need no owner, but I like to think that you like having me around and you miss me too when I'm gone.
I'm sorry if I smell like other cats sometimes. I know you feel like I have betrayed you because I had to run after a cat that I found outside just so I could pet it, but you're my number one always. There's no cat that could ever replace you in my heart.
I'm sorry for taking so many pictures of you. I am also sorry for buying that one halloween outfit for you that didn't fit, but I made it fit you anyways and you fell right over, but I at least got a cute picture out of it. You should probably hate me for that, but you still love me anyways. There have been numerous Christmas pictures that I had to force you to take with me as well, but those also turned out cute so it's fine.
Thank you for always being my little, furry, best friend. Your tiny, little, pink, jelly bean paws and tiny, little, triangle nose make my life all the better. I'll always be here for you to give you food, water, poo cleaning services, and tons of snuggles no matter what.
Love always,
Your crazy owner