Throughout college, there is one friend who has always been there for me. I don't have to dress up to see this friend. Usually, I'm drunk when I see them, but they don't seem to mind. I also make sure to see this friend before I leave my college town. Who could possibly be this wonderful friend? Sheetz, of course! Sheetz has saved my life on many occasions, whether it be an appetizer platter while I'm drunk or a MTO coffee while I'm studying for finals week. Since it is open twenty-four hours a day, it has become a beacon of hope for the college student. I think it's only right that I dedicate an entire song to it. While some may choose Taco Bell as their drunk food go-to, I am not usually done drinking before they close; therefore, Sheetz is the hero that college students deserve. Unfortunately, I don't have the skills to compose original music, so I looked to Drake to be my muse. Normally I would include a link to a YouTube video for you to listen to it if you haven't already. Upon further inspection I've found that he has a great team that removes copyrighted material. So... I suggest looking the song up on whatever music streaming service you use if you need a reference.

Sung to the tune "Right Hand" by Drake

(chorus)

You're my right hand,

You're my go-to.

You even got a drive-thru

That's a smart move.

I know that you're out here

Got college students lovin' you.

Just know that these kids just don't love you like I do.

And they never will.

(Verse 1)

Yeah I love your meal deal

I gotta come get a refill

And you know I can't wait,

Finals week got me up late

I got a lot on my plate

That's why I gotta order now

Study break for myself

I don't share with nobody else

I'm like, oh well

I'm like screw it, oh well

My diet behind me like a ponytail

(Repeat chorus)

Okay, I know I want the coffee

I know you wanna get the blondie

Me and all my girlfriends

The ones I always have around me

Cause trust me they the best, man

Can I get food for ya?

Buy the snacks you can't afford for ya,

Cause this week's been a lot for ya.

I just pay for it

And now your stress is behind you

Got your paper in last minute

Thank God that's finished

Cause now it's back to business

Any more fries and I'm past the limit

Told you bout the swishers

Now I gotta get it

I would never pick anywhere else

(Chorus)