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An Ode To Guacamole

If you don't love guacamole, we need to talk.

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An Ode To Guacamole
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Oh, guacamole, how I love you. I can hardly explain how deep my love is for you. I wake up in the morning and I wonder, "Is it possible to love guacamole too much?" Maybe that's so, but I'm sure that this is an addiction that I never want to break.

Guacamole is made with avocados, which is basically sweeping the nation as the trendiest healthy food

It's packed with vitamins, has more potassium than bananas, and can seriously lower your cholesterol levels too!

Guacamole is so worth the extra cost at Chipotle

Yes, I brought an extra $1.80 just for guac.

It's a team player

It doesn't mind sharing a bowl to make your world famous seven layer dip!

It's gluten-free, vegan, hali, kosher, dairy-free, and grain-free

So you can please your pickiest party guest because this meal is made for everyone!

You can eat the whole tub in one sitting (and not feel too guilty about it)

So dance the avocado dance and eat more guacamole

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