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An Ode to Chili's: 8 Reasons Chili's Is Perfect

"Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Business Man Magazine."

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Underrated and often overlooked, Chili's is the place to be. Here are some reasons why...


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1. Your Chili's waitress doesn't care what your wearing

Eat in comfort; there's no need to dress to impress at Chili's.

2. Bottomless chips and salsa

Key word: bottomless

3. Happy Hour is every hour

Chili's has tons of cheap margarita and drink options.Chili's isn't a regular mom; Chili's is a cool mom.

4. Amazing Appetizers

The days of ordering a boring salad to start are long gone at Chili's. (Pro Tip: Save some money and order the queso - salsa and chips are included with it).

5. They got games

Entertain yourself with those little tablets they have on all the tables.

6. Chili's isn't pretentious

You won't find any superfluous hipster food items like "deconstructed hamburgers" or "pickled avacado" on Chili's menu.

7. Chili's is home to the Cookie Skillet

No jokes or funny gifs - Chili's Cookie Skillet is a very serious and more importantly delicious topic. In my book, the Cookie Skillet is hands down the best part of Chili's.

8. Splitting the check is super easy

Splitting the check for convenience doesn't exist at Chili's - with those tablets on their tables you can easily split the check by item. No more paying for your friends expensive fajitas when you only ordered the Southwestern egg rolls. Talk about $avin' dat money. It even gives you a handy tip calculator.


Chili's is perfect - it has options for everyone, relatively inexpensive and a fun atmosphere. Not to mention it has hosted the Dundie's before.

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