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It's pretty safe to say that Amy Schumer is everyone's spirit animal. Her laugh-out-loud persona and delirously hysterical jokes somehow manage to explain every awkward and uncomfortable situation you might ever find yourself in. For every college student, midterms season is definitely one of the most treacherously uncomfortable times of the year. So without further ado, here's the reigning queen of comedy to explain midterms in a nutshell.

1. You tell yourself there's no need to stress because you've made the decision to be proactive about studying this time.

2.But in reality you only end up study for the midterm a couple days beforehand.

3. You open your note book and have absolutely no idea what's going on.

4. You decide instead of studying to watch Netflix because for some unidentifiable reason that just seems smarter.

5. After watching an entire season of House of Cards, you give yourself a great pep talk and dive right in.

6. Over the course of studying you eat anything and everything in your path.

7. But don't feel the least bit guilty about it.

8. Finally you show up to the exam, filled with self-confidence.

9. Then you open the exam and try not to cry on the paper.

10. You see someone out of the corner of your eye who just looks like she is doing better than you are.

11. You walk out of the exam semi confident, knowing everyone else was just as freaked out by the exam as you were.

12. You finally get the exam back and realize there was no reason to worry in the first place.


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