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13 Times I Thought I Could've Been Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson. The Man, the Myth, the Same as Me.

Morgan Pertzborn
Mar 06, 2017
University of Wisconsin Green Bay
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As many people who binge-watch Netflix will come to one day admit, I've found my spirit character. When I first started watching the show "Parks and Recreation," I kept thinking, "Wow, same," OVER AND OVER. First, it was Leslie and her enthusiasm. College me was so ready for everything. Then I was party Tom. I mean, aren't we all at some point or another? But then I realized it. I was Ron. Ron... was me. Not only was there a couple times where I realized we were totally similar, but I can think of at least 13:

1. His love for meat (or at least food in general)

2. His hatred for humanity

3. His hatred for vegetables (refer back to number 1)

4. His reaction to any sort of human affection

Okay, but to clarify, I'd accept a hug from Chris Pratt ANY DAY.

5. His feelings towards skim milk

Personally, I don't get the point either.

6. His ideal party

7. His approach to conversation (especially at work)

8. His reaction to the law

9. His exes are my exes

10. His common sense

11. His way of comforting others

12. His party attitude

13. Though he hates most things, animals are an exception


There are dozens of other moments where I swore I was the same person as Ron, but I'll just leave it at this. Ron Swanson from "Parks and Recreation" is definitely one of the most relatable TV characters out there.

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