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"I Am Dead Inside."

If anyone can sum up our feelings, it's Michael Scott

Kara Murray
Jan 23, 2017
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"I Am Dead Inside."
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This year, many people's resolutions will be to give up certain things like junk food, smoking, or even caffeine. We all know doing that is much harder than it looks, especially when you're going cold turkey. Thankfully, we have The Officeto illustrate the real struggle that is going without coffee.

The Night Before: Optimistic

"This will be easy. It's just a drink, right? I got this."

8 AM: Tired

"Oh God. I just woke up and I already feel like dying. Okay. Maybe I'll feel better as the day goes on."

10 AM: Grumpy

"If one more person tries to approach me right now I'm going to flip a table."

1 PM: Depression

"I don't get it. I'm a good person; I don't deserve this kind of pain."

5 PM: Complete Withdrawal

"I don't know how much longer I can last. Maybe I'll have a cup of coffee with dinner. Maybe that'll pick me up."

8 PM: Resistance


"I need to be strong. The day is almost over. I made it this far, I can keep going."

11 PM: Asleep

"That wasn't so bad. I can do it again tomorrow."

The Next Morning: Caving

"Forget it. I MUST. HAVE. COFFEE."

In conclusion, it looks like none of us will be giving up caffeine any time soon. So don't feel guilty about breaking that resolution; there's plenty of us who will be drinking it with you.

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