1. Puppies: They're floppy ears are just about the cutest thing on Earth. They're playful and cuddly. They're just so sweet and fluffy. Whether big or small, all puppy dogs are guaranteed to bring joy to us all.
2. Pizza: It's delicious. It is not nutritious, but it's so cheesey and greasy. It's the food that's most pleasing.
3. Coffee: Of course, it's our energy source. Without our sacred coffee we would all be dead.
4. Netflix: Netflix is an escape from responsibility. All of the wonderful shows I see!
5. Kittens: They are so small. I want to keep them all.
6. The sentence, "Class is cancelled."
7. Naps: Now I need to take a nap before I really snap.
8. Makeup: No sleep. That's why I keep my warrior paint.
9. YouTube: Funny videos galore. Give me more! Give me more! Give me more!
10. Snapchat: Filtering a funny face will never be replaced.
11. Phone calls home: Missing your parents is okay. Remember, they're just a phone call away.
12. French fries: Munch! Munch! Munch! How they crunch! Eating all that salt is not my fault.
13. Sarcasm: I hate sarcasm. It's definitely not awesome.
14. Free food: Food! Glorious food! Now I'm in an upbeat mood.
15. All small animals: Tiny! Tiny! So small. They're such little baby dolls.
16. Spring break: When you can no longer take it. Just remember when spring break is.
17. Memes: Memes are everywhere it seems.
18. Ranch dressing: It even makes vegetables yummy. Just put ranch on it, yummy!
19. Puns: Why is it so punny?
20. Chai tea: It's spicy. It's sweet. What a yummy treat!
