So, you survived freshman year, you've moved off campus, and now... you're hungry. You've got a brand new (to you) apartment kitchen, and you're ready to stock it. Of course, you'll go where all college food connoisseurs go to get their gourmet eats. Walmart! Here are a few thoughts we all have while shopping to appease our tummys...and our debit cards.

1. Before you left your apartment you were busy browsing Pinterest for the simplest, most long-lasting healthy recipes you could find, and as you enter the brightly lit aisles of Walmart you've still got yourself convinced that's what you'll be buying for.

2. You walk past the fruits and veggies, and throw a few in your cart to appease your mom's voice in your head reminding you that you can't live off pasta forever.

3. *Throws 4 boxes of pasta into the cart*

4. Next aisle, the snacks. Okay, here we go. Dang, how much for a box of Reese's Puffs? Why spend big when you can buy Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres for half the price?

5. Hmmm, okay, let's get some drinks. Water, check. Milk, check. Ooh, juice and soda. Those will make great mixers... I mean yummy electrolyte packed hydrators... yeah. (See: Mountain Lightning and Dr.Thunder instead of Mountain Dew and Dr.Pepper)

6. "Hmmm I wonder how much of this I could've just stolen from the dining hall?"

7. Okay awesome. List is checked off, cart is full, debit card didn't get declined...and I'll probably end up ordering Jimmy John's tonight anyway.