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25 Greatest Lyrics From Alex Turner Of The Arctic Monkeys

Arctic Monkeys' lead singer is arguably rock's best lyricist of this generation.

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25 Greatest Lyrics From Alex Turner Of The Arctic Monkeys
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Rock and roll has definitely had many great poets over the last few decades. The likes of Paul Weller, Morrissey, Bob Dylan and John Lennon have all been known for their incredible lyrics and their ability to use music as social commentary. However, since Morrissey and Weller in the '80s and Thom Yorke and Jarvis Cocker in the '90s, who's been rock and roll's leading voice and most clever tongue for our generation? For me, that's an easy question. Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys and co-frontman of The Last Shadow Puppets, takes the cake.

He began his career as an awkward, love-obsessed teenage lad from Sheffield and has now become the confident, iconic crooner with his sharp quiff and leather jacket that we all know and love. From 2006, with Arctic Monkeys' first official releases, to 2016 with Turner's latest album as a member of TLSP, Turner's lyrics have the vocabulary, the wit and the charm to take on any of his legendary predecessors. Here are 25 of my favorite Alex Turner lyrics, spanning his work with Arctic Monkeys, TLSP and his lone solo EP.

1. "If you’re gonna try and walk on water, make sure you wear your comfortable shoes" ("Piledriver Waltz," Submarine, 2011).

2. "There’s only music so that there’s new ringtones and it don’t take no Sherlock Holmes to see it’s a little different around here" ("A Certain Romance," Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, 2006).

3. "Lipstick on my pillow via my cheek, the full moon’s glowing yellow and the floorboards creek, c’est horrifique!" ("Dracula Teeth," Everything You've Come To Expect, 2016).

4. "I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck or I did last time I checked" ("505," Favourite Worst Nightmare, 2007).

5. "Dirtbag ballet by the bins through the alley as I walk through the chalet of the shadow of death" ("Everything You’ve Come To Expect," Everything You've Come To Expect, 2016).

6. "Sunglasses indoors par for the course, lights in the floors and sweat on the walls" ("No. 1 Party Anthem," AM, 2013).

7. "I said it’s High Green mate, via Hillsborough please!" ("Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured," Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, 2006).

8. "Give me an eanie meanie minie mo or an ip, dip, dog s*** rock and roll" ("Library Pictures," Suck It And See, 2011).

9. "The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means" ("Teddy Picker," Favourite Worst Nightmare, 2007).

10. "What came first, the chicken or the d***head?" ("Pretty Visitors," Humbug, 2009).


11. "It was you and me and Miles Kane and some kid I went to school with" ("The Dream Synopsis," Everything You've Come To Expect, 2016).

12. "You’re rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock and those other girls are just post-mix lemonade" ("Suck It And See," Suck It And See, 2011).

13. "Who’d want to be men of the people when there’s people like you?" ("Teddy Picker," Favourite Worst Nightmare, 2007).

14. "You look like you've been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to lose" ("Piledriver Waltz," Submarine, 2011).

15. "From folded notes in envelopes, 'meet me beneath the moon, don’t go too soon', she went too soon" ("Time Has Come Again," The Age of The Understatement, 2008).


16. "It’s wrong wrong wrong, but we’ll do it anyway cause we love a bit of trouble" ("Balaclava," Favourite Worst Nightmare, 2007).

17. "He’s pining for her in a people carrier, there might be buildings and pretty things to see like that, but architecture won’t do" ("Despair In The Departure Lounge," Who The F*** Are Arctic Monkeys?, 2006).

18. "And do you look into the mirror to remind yourself you’re there or has somebody’s goodnight kisses got that covered?" ("Love Is A Laserquest," Suck It And See, 2011).

19. "Stop making the eyes at me and I’ll stop making the eyes at you, what it is that surprises me is that I don’t really want you to" ("I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor," Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, 2006).

20. "And to tear apart the ties that bind, perhaps f*** off might be too kind" ("Do Me A Favour," Favourite Worst Nightmare, 2007).

21. "You’re not from New York City, you’re from Rotherham" ("Fake Tales Of San Francisco," Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, 2006).

22. "Somebody told the stars you’re not coming out tonight and so they found a place to hide" ("Black Treacle," Suck It And See, 2011).

23. "The next time that I caught my own reflection it was on its way to meet you, thinking of excuses to postpone" ("Crying Lightning," Humbug, 2009).

24. "I’m sorry officer, is there a certain age you’re supposed to be, cause nobody told me" ("Riot Van," Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, 2006).

25. "Or, in five years time, will it be 'who the f***’s Arctic Monkeys?'" ("Who The F*** Are Arctic Monkeys?" Who The F*** Are Arctic Monkeys?, 2006).

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