This week, the University of Alabama is in the middle of sorority recruitment or rush. For incoming freshman,
However, for active members of sorority rush, rush workshops and rush are the
But you know who rush is actually the worst for? The answer is any guy who is dating or has ever dated a sorority girl. Here is
We don’t get to sleep In:
As rush happens in early August,
I know your door song by heart— I don’t need to hear It, again and again.
You would think after singing the same song over and over, day after day, you would get sick of it. But no. You pick everyone up from the house on the ride home, and everyone just starts singing it. Listen, ladies— t doesn’t matter if your song says “Boom-Boom," “Kappa Kappa Kappa”, “Delta D D”, as a guy, we don’t want to hear it, ever. So do us a favor as boyfriends, refrain from singing it around us.
Really? You have never been this tired in your life?
Every day, we pick you and your friends up from the house after a long day rushing girls, and you all say the same thing. “I’ve never been so tired in my life.” Really? You have never been so tired? Did you ever play sports in high school? Have you worked a day in your life? You aren’t that tired ladies; you are just bored of talking to the same girls over and over. So, listen, ladies, buck up and get over it.
You never can respond to my texts, but you can take Snapchats.
So, I get that girls can’t have their phones with them during rush. I get that. I understand that if I send you a text, that I probably won’t get a response for a couple of hours. What is frustrating, though, is when you look on Snapchat and see your girlfriend’s story is with her sisters, but she still haven’t responded. Really? Don’t lie to me.
At least I have bid day to look forward to.
The one good thing that comes out of rush is that at the end of the week comes bid day, which is basically like Christmas morning. As a guy, there is nothing better than getting up at 7:30 a.m, to start drinking and then watching the running of the bulls. Nothing can beat that.
As a boyfriend, you look forward to getting your girlfriend back. Congratulations, you get your girlfriend back on bid day, but only for a couple hours, because then they have to hang out with all of the new girls they are so "obsessed" with.
So, ladies, don’t think rush is so difficult because it is actually a lot harder on your boyfriends.