Online shopping is a beautiful thing. It allows the fun of shopping to be had without even leaving your house. The world of shopping is literally at your fingertips. Living in my sorority house, the UPS and FedEx guys are daily guests with girls' online purchases. All girls are guilty of online shopping, but some of us take it a step further to the point of obsession.
1. You know your credit card number by heart, forward and backward.
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2. You dread checking your bank account.
3. You see the UPS truck like a child sees an ice cream truck.
4. The delivery man knows you by name.
5. You are running out of room in your closet.
6. You add seasonal sales and promotions to your planner.
7. Pressing "Add To Cart" gives you an adrenaline rush similar to skydiving.
8. Finding a great deal justifies the purchase, no matter the actual price.
9. Five to seven business days feels like a lifetime.
10. A piece of clothing that arrives and doesn't fit is a tragedy.
11. But when it does fit, it's positively magical.
12. Packages arrive that you don't even remember ordering.
13. All of your browser bookmarks are online stores.
14. You online shop in class.
