Coffee is like a dark, golden nectar sent straight from the Heavens. It's the ground energetic gold from the earth. It makes sense that when one who is hopelessly addicted to this wonderful substance, a day without it seems like the end of the world.

So here is Job, from one of my favorite TV shows Banshee, very inappropriately explaining to you what it is like being addicted to coffee.

1. When you forgot coffee and the person sitting next to you remembered theirs.

2. When your non-coffee drinking friend talks about how wonderful their completely gluten free, vegan, organic tea is.

3. When your friends go to Starbucks and want to order a double chocolate chip frappacino.

4. Realizing your roommate drank all the coffee.

5. Getting frustrated when the barista is taking forever.

6. Preparing for a long drive without having any coffee.

7. Walking out of the house remembering you left your coffee mug on the counter.

8. When someone says that coffee is gross.

9. When someone tried to get you to drink a non-fat chai.

10. When someone asks you why you like coffee so much.

11. After hearing the coffee maker beep in the morning.